5/24    Greetings to everyone just kicked unceremoniously out of the dorms...
        -brg
        \_ Go get an apartment.  The contract dates were known.  Stop whining.
                \_ he's been looking for housing for months.  go insult
                   someone your own size.
                   \_ can someone say co-ops?
                        \_ Don't do it.  Fucking ratholes.  -John
                                \_ Ach, traitor!        - brain
                        \_My old housemate got into a co-op, but she can't
                          move in until August--I guess summer sublet is the
                          best bet for now, or storage and go home.
                          \_ Apply for a summer co-op spot.  Always room.
                   \_ It isn't *that* hard.  Does he shower before meeting
                      the landlord?  Drool on them?  Blow smoke in their face?