Entry 14042 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

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2024/12/24 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

12/24

1998/5/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:14042 Activity:insanely high

5/1  Meet Chelseas boyfriend.
    http://www.abcnews.com/sections/us/DailyNews/chelsea_0503.html
        \_ Chelseas boyfriend is an oxymoron isn't it?
        \_would have been more newsworthy if it were 'meet Chelsea's Girlfriend"
                \_ *Nothing* about her is newsworthy.  I can't wait for Bill
                   to get impeached so I can stop hearing about her.
        \_ ...and the next White House intern
        \_ I'd like to see bill clinton fuck chelsea AND her girlfriend.
           a threesome full of incest and very very hot sex.
           \_ Personally, I wouldn't wanna witness ANY of them having sex
              with anyone *shudder*
                \_ Agreed.  This is the meaning of fear.
        \_ I wonder who would have had the balls to be Chelsea's bf if she
           went to Cal?
           \_ The Hate Man
           \_ The guy isn't fucking Chelsea because he likes her.  Just like
              at the Farm, some Cal Pretty Boy would have come up with the
              bright idea that hangin' with the Prez' butt ugly daughter could
              get him somewhere in life.  If Daddy wasn't the Prez, he
              wouldn't be on the same planet as her if he could help it.
              \_ read the article.  I'd be very surprised if there is any
                fucking going on anywhere.  Oh, maybe she has jerked him
                off a couple of times, but I bet she hasn't come with that
                guy yet.
                \_ Would the secret service even allow this??? Imagine the
                   SS sleeping in the next dorm room, and they hear cries from
                   Chelsea. Of course, they have a shoot first, ask later
                   mentality, so they kill the kid on top of her.
                \_ I'll read it but you seriously think some random article
                   will give you honest details about her relationship?
              \_ My, my, but aren't you the cynic.
                 Maybe he just has a fetish for ugly white chicks.
                 \_ Hahahhaha... I stand (possibly) corrected.  I still
                    prefer to think he's using her since the ugly white
                    chick fetish is too scary.   -the cynic
           \_ Chancellor Tien
              \_ Only if he gets to wear the Oski head to bed
           \_ Tom.
           \_ psb

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