1/21    I have never been to the Caribbean. My gf has been to Puerto Rico
        and the Dominican Republic only. We'd like to vacation there as
        we'll be in Florida for another reason anyway and it's a quick
        flight over. Does anyone here have recommendations for which
        island to visit? Barbados? Aruba? Virgin Islands? I realize timing
        is bad with the disaster in Haiti, but I can't help that.
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12/4    Sun-Maid girl getting "some implants"
        http://www.csua.org/u/png (finance.yahoo.com)
        \_ Dude, that is so awesome. I'm so horny now.  -virgin sodan
           \_ You're horny because of the girl, or the grapes?  (See comments
              by Kivrin at http://jezebel.com/5416403/truth-in-advertising
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12/21   Is bad sex better/worse than no sex?
        \_ It depends how long you've been without.
        \_ Better:
           Worse:  .
        \_ How do you define "bad sex"? No orgasm?
         \_ Let me guess, you are still a virgin yes?
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10/2    I haven't had wet dreams for years.  Is there any wet-dream-enhancing
        drugs out there?
        \_ Stop masturbating. (I'd say stop having sex but if you are
           as pathetic a troll as this I think it's pretty obvious you
           are still a 30 year old virgin.)
           \_ Nope.  Married and two kids.  -- OP
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5/21    Third base is oral sex?  I'm over 30 and I had no idea!
        \_ at least you're not a 40 year old virgin working as a Best Buy
           sales clerk
        \_ I still have no idea. What are first and second? I never used
           this "system".
           \_ Do you really think that there's an official definition
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2/26    GOOG down from 747 to 460, long-term holders do not need to worry for
        next 10 to 20 years
        http://tinyurl.com/39jega (yahoo.com)
        \_ Yeah!  -- guy who has a crush on a woman whose husband works in
           Google.
           \_ Second hand merchandize is not as fresh as new ones.
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