4/24    Does anyone know of pet-sitting services where someone houses
        your pet for a modest fee for an extended period of time (1 yr.)?
        \_ A year?  After a year your pet won't even know who you are.
             \_ My dog has better memory than my husband.
                \_ This says nothing about your dog.
             \_ So many people think animals are like people that it's
                amazing... then there's the wacko on the campanile, yeah,
                Dr. Doolittle himself couldn't seduce a pig as well as
                chain, as does the pet aformentioned pet who would attempt
                that guy. I'm sure he rejoyces every time a bird shits on
                him. Personally, I believe in the concept of the food
                chain, as does the aformentioned pet who would attempt
                to eat its loving owner in a second if hungry enough.
                "We should all live in tee-pees because it would be much
                better that way." (Tree-hugging lab-rat-fucking hippies
                piss me off. I'm going to go eat some veal. FOOD CHAIN!)
                BTW, I don't know any pet-sitters.
                \_ WHAT is your point?
                   \_ I think his point is that he forgot to take his lithium.
                \_ What the hell are you talking about?  Are you agreeing?
                   Disagreeing?  Talking about something else entirely?