04/20   RIP Linda McCartney
        Goodbye Linda, we'll miss you!
        \_ Why couldn't it have been Yoko Ono instead?
           \_ Because the chances of breast cancer increase when you're female
           \_ Why did McCartney fall for an older, uglier, Japanese woman?
                \_ since when was linda mccartney an ugly japanese woman?
              \_ Is it me, or do non-Asians with Asian fetishes tend to go
                 for uglier asians anyway, so us Asian guys have nothing to
                 worry about?
                 \_ You're both insensitive pissheads.  Try *being* ugly
                    for a month before throwing such insults around.  Besides,
                        anyone with at least 1/4 of a brain knows that
                        attitude and confidence make the person sexy.
                    \_ Seemed to have touched a nerve. Maybe I should poke
                       at it instead.
                    \_ So you're not only ugly, but you appear to have a
                       bitchy attitude and a confidence problem (otherwise
                       you'd be letting random insults in the motd slide on
                       by . . . )  Wow, three strikes.