9/20    Etiquette question: my gf's boss invited her to his son's bar-mitzvah.
        What is a proper attire to wear for non Jewish women? Black & white
        only? Long sleeves only? Can you have color? Can you take
        pictures? Thanks.
        \_ Ok my gf just wore long dress. Turns out they had a super fancy
           one with 200 people attending. They spent ~$30K on a bar-mitzvah.
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2/24    Has anyone been to a really bad comedy club? What was it like?
        \_ http://losangeles.citysearch.com/profile/41797960/santa_monica_ca/the_westside_eclectic.html
        \_ Westside Eclectic Comedy Club in Santa Monica, on 3rd+4th and
           Arizona (http://westsideeclectic.com It's not really a comedy
           club as it is more of social gathering for kids aged from 18-25...
           aspiring actors, comedians, community college students, and
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2/16    Today on the radio I heard a commercial for this electronic/TV/
        appliance shop that I had never heard of, which claimed that they'd
        been around for over 20 years. At the end of the commercial the guy
        said "I *AM* the king." I've heard something similar from Seinfeld
        where this guy dressed up as the king for another appliance shop in
        NYC. What is this "I *AM* the king" deal? What the hell does
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9/21    Have you dumped a girl in this way before? (Sep 18-19 entries)
        http://thexgirlfriend.blogspot.com
        \_ To be fair to the guy, he didn't dump her for cable. He
           dumped her for satellite.
                \_ It might have been Hi-Def for all we know.
        \_ It sounds like he wanted to dump her any way and was relieved
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6/1     I'm trying to come up with a new joke. So far I have the following:
        Jews who changed the way we see the world:
        Moses: "the Law is everything."
        Jesus: "Love is everything."
        Marx: "Money is everything."
        Freud: "Sex is everything."
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2/4     How funny someone asked about doggy bags below. Seinfeld talks
        about it in his stand-up routine tonight.
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2/1     Would it be appropriate and/or necessary to give a modest gift and
        a greeting card on the St. Valentines day to someone with whom I have
        been on a date only once before?
        \_ How old is the girl? All of my sister's dumb college friends love
           that shit on Valentine's Day, even if it is just after a first
           date, especially if the guy is "hot". I guess a better question is
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5/7     How many sitcom last episodes have you seen?  Have you liked any?
        \_ MASH, although, really, MASH crosses over into other categories
           oh no, a show reflecting real life, and not a tv show category
           \_ It was really more of a drama with a lot of dark humor to take
              the edge off.
        \_ i miss reruns of Soap
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2/24    Am I the only one who think Sex and the City is stupid?  Okay maybe
        no more stupid than the other shows but I don't have a TV and don't
        know.  I just caught an episode on a hotel TV while travelling aborad.
        Maybe with some sex it could actually be stimulating to the senses,
        but I just can't see what's so intelligent about it.  And it's further
        removed from the real world than the survival island.
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9/17    Does anybody have a direct quote of FCC Chair Michael Powell
        talking about how media consolidation is necessary to "continue
        bringing Americans quality programming such as Friends, which
        costs $10M for every episode"?  He mentioned Jennifer Aniston's
        salary in particular, and it was on ABCNews last night.
        \_ Jennifer Aniston has breast implants.
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1/3     What are some instances of performances occurring in backward's order?
        Previous to _Memento_ and Moby's "Run On" video was an episode of
        _Seinfeld_, but I'm wondering if any preceded these.
        \_ Transit.  Festival of Animation.
          \_ That one was awesome!  I've been looking for it for a while,
             but never saw it for sale or on the P2P networks.  Any ideas
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