4/14 I am starting an urban vandal group in SF which will go around and
let the air out of one tire of any large 4WD jeep, etc. that takes
up >= 2 spaces of street parking (after leaving a note on their
windshield explaining why this was done.) I need a good name for this
group. Any ideas? Once I get the name, I can send off anonymous
letters to SF newspapers/web sites/ etc., proclaiming the existence
of the group.
\_ you are indeed a very small and petty person
\_ Let the air out of one tire of any vehicle that double-parks on
Bancroft or Telegraph, and I'll be willing to join you and die for
your movement.
\_ attacking 4wd is more visible, and more amusing. Im very serious
about this, btw :) I need a name, and i need to make a bunch of
"business cards" to leave with vehicles so "vandalized"
\_ Four-Wheeler Contras? -yetanotherwingnut
\_ parking nazis
\_ Too controversial. Remember, this must appeal to the dysfunctional
glassy eyed corporate masses/ unemployed/ illiterate/ and so on.
People with hardly any sense of humor. Ya gotta make it simple,
and conscise, like a nike ad.
\_ just do it.
\_ you'd have everyone driving small cars like yugos and leCar's
in SF?
\_ RIDE BIKE!!!!
\_ What's so wrong with everybody in SF driving a small car? (And
I'm talking about _reliable_ small cars, not P.O.S's like Yugos
and the like.) S.F. is a dense, urban area with lots of traffic
and limited space; this would seem to be the environment that
small cars are best-suited for. (Oops, I forgot . . . SF is an
__URBAN JUNGLE!!__, and you need the proper huge, manly URBAN
ASSULT VEHICLE to tame those unruly streets! Grrrr!)
\_ whats so wrong with everybody in SF just riding bikes?
\_ Key the damn things as well
\_ I was thinking of this, but that does _damage_; the funny
thing about letting air out, is that is does _no_ permanent
damage, it is just a _real_ inconvenience. The masses are more
likely to side with us in this case.
\_Who's eating all the parking meters in Berkeley? - danh |
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