4/9     Why do people keep asking inane questions in the motd?
        \_ Like your question?
        \_ Well, sure, inane to YOU, you selfish little prick.
        \_ Every time I try to use my Turing Machine to solve the "halting
           problem", it freezes up -- can't do anything with it at all.  Is
           it broken?  Should I send it back?
        \_ Why do bad things happen to good people?
        \_ Which is better -- Windows, MacOS, FreeBSD, Linux, or ULTRIX?