6/5     Spicy food. Ass hurts.
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4/15    Come the CSUA Alumni BBQ you palookas!
        You are invited to Computer Science Undergraduate Association's Alumni
        Barbecue, taking place on April 28th. We'll be starting the grill at
        3pm and it'll go on to around 8pm (maybe later) in the Wozniak Lounge.
        Food and drinks will be provided: usual BBQ stuff, like hot dogs and
        hamburgers. BYOB if you want B.
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12/4    Why are eastern european models so plentiful and hot?
        \_ By "models" do you mean cam stippers? I wonder that
           myself.
        \_ Less processed food?
        \_ Genetics. I went to Estonia this summer and that's just what
           the women there look like: light eyes, blonde or light brown
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8/2     Where's the closest Chick-Fil-A to San Francisco? I need to
        go there and make out with my boyfriend.        -gay
        \_ Chick-Fil-A is a place for people who want to Fil(l)-A-Chick. :-)
        \_ Why do you want to watch a bunch of fat White Trash eating
           greasy food?
           \_ http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/03/us/chick-fil-a-kiss-day/index.html
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4/23    I love greasy comfort food but as I'm approaching mid 30 I
        can't eat them anymore. Anyone else have the same problem?
        \_ 42 and still happily scarfing down the greasy comfort
           food, just not in the same quantities. It's a genetic
           thing.
        \_ 47 and eating greasy food, but not as much. McDonalds grosses
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10/10   Has anyone heard the CSX Train commercial on the radio?  I wonder why
        a freight railroad company bothers to advertise to individual
        comsumers.  It's not like someone can click "By CSX Train" when
        choosing shipping method on http://Amazon.com, or someone will choose this
        brand of pasta sauce over that brand at a grocery because it was
        delivered by a CSX Train.
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4/29    "NY inmate separates guards fighting over food"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_inmate_separates_guards
        You read it right, and it's not a typo.
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