2/25 I want to break up with my gf but I can't figure out a way
to tell her without breaking her heart, but yet I don't
want this relationship anymore? Can someone suggest ideas?
\_ Isn't it obvious? THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW! --aaron
\_ Kill her off before she has a chance to find out. Or get her a
nice, virgin Sodan as a new boyfriend.
\_ Have you noticed that girls don't fret over this "break his
heart" stuff. They just do it.
\_ Yep. Stop dating cold women. Don't choose your dates based on
bra size. Don't date some slut whore who had more sex partners
in the last 6 months than you have fingers n toes.
\_ Maybe because men don't have hearts.
\_ Any guy worth having does. It's your fault if you have
zero taste in men.
\_ Men have hearts. They just think it's something that
pumps blood through their veins and arteries. --female
\_ Women use their tears, men use their sperms.
\_ Say what? What are you smoking? That made no sense.
\_ DUDE. you need spelling lessons. i'm going to go pet
my deers now.
\_ Tell her your life is like a movie and everybody you know is
a supporting actor/actress. Then tell her she's been re-cast.
--azarm
\_ Be a man dammit. Staying with someone you don't love is a waste
of her time and YOUR time. Beating around the bush for days makes
you weak and gives her ammunition to think of all men as pathetic
brainless trolls. Being truthful with a woman is hard the first
time (it brought both of us to tears) but
she hasn't called since and I haven't regretted my bluntness.
\_ Just do what all those "goodhearted" soda boys do. Start living
in Soda Hall, get fat, become aloof, lose touch with your emotions,
become belligerent when you're remotely close to being in touch with
emotions, and become a totally selfish and self deprecating pathetic
geek who thinks he's hot shit to his girlfriend but really isn't.
\_ What woman worth being with would have a guy like this for more
than 5 seconds? This comment speaks volumes about both sides of
the story and doesn't look too good for either.
\_ That's odd. I lost weight when sitting in soda hall. |
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