02/16   Incredibly stupid mega geek girlfriend pseudo-code deleted to save
        some poor dumb stupid bastard from utter shame when he sobers up.
        \_ Aw, you shouldn't have deleted it. 'Sides, I was going to flame
           the guy for fantasizing about a 5'4", 100lb girl. Get a clue,
           a girl that tall and that thin is probably SICK!
           \_ Shut up you big fat bloated whale woman.
           \_ thin is good
           \_ Sorry but it was just far too fucking stupid.
           \_ Had one 5'6" and 98lbs and she was fine.  Thin as hell but fine.
           \_ Will you people please stop trippin' on beanpole chicks!
              \_ Besides, who'd want to hug some ol bag of bones!
              Smart women are ever so much more interesting...
              \_ Since when does being thin or even deathly anorexic make a
                 woman stupid?  Anorexia is a mental illness unrelated to
                 intelligence and thin is sexy.  Where does brainpower come
                 in to this?  If you want to be "interesting" you can be
                 much more interesting if you're an attractive smart woman
                 than a fat smart woman.  Fat women aren't as good in bed
                 either.  I imagine a fat chick is something like having
                 sex with Jabba the Hut.  Now *there's* an attractive and
                 interesting image.
                        \_ You state they aren't as good in bed, then say
                           it's just what you imagine - do you know for sure
                           or are you just pulling crap outta yer ass?
                          \_ Uh oh.. time for Reading Comprehension 1A.  I
                             never had sex with Jabba the Hut.  I've had sex
                             with fat chicks.  Learned English lately?
              \_ Or how does being fat make a woman smart?
                        \_ It doesn't, but unless you're Kate Moss and
                           making millions off it, being too skinny/anorexic
                           is not a sign of high intelligence.
                           \_ I never said it was.  I was countering the claim
                              that thinness is a sign of the lack thereof or
                              that fatness is a sign of the existence of high
                              intelligence.  Back to RC1a again.
              \_ Besides, who'd want to hug some bony skeleton?
                 \_ Obviously you never hugged anyone.  A hug isn't
                    about physical satisfaction, it's emotional sharing
                    through physical contact.  It isn't about the size of
                    any of your parts.
                    \_ Shut up, tawei.
                        \_ Not tawei.  Don't make lame guesses/accusations
                           since you're clearly blinded by the rolls of fat
                           flowing from your bloated sweat dripping forehead
                           down over your bulbous eyes.
                 \_ better than hugging some PHAT BEACH.
                   \_ what, like yer mom?
                     \_ My mom's had better than you and they paid more too,
                        you cheap bastard.
          \_ This is all fine, but what about the bust size???
                \_ More than a mouthful is wasted
                        \_ Two handfuls is perfect.
        \_ I'm sorry, could someone post the deleted messages? I feel lost