4/23    I have a cute roommate, but she's not interested in me. How do I do
        her?
        \_ You don't.  Be nice to her.  Prove to her that you're a good guy.
           In time you might even become one.  Then you'll meet her friends.
           \_ but i don't really want her friends, i want to do her! :)
              \_ just go up to her and start doing her.
              \_ Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.