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2004/4/20 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Celebrity/WilliamHung] UID:13275 Activity:nil
4/19    http://www.williamhung.net/marry.cfm
        Jackie is HOT HOT HOT
        \_ If you say so. Not all of us are crazy for pr0n-friendly blondes.
                \_ what do you mean?
                   \_ Some of us like fat women with floppy boobs.
                      \_ obYerMom
           \_ Ah, be nice to him.  It's the only kind of girl he ever sees.
              \_ Not anymore!
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When I saw the previews for the next show in which William Hung was to perform, I could not wait. I knew it was going to be a hit, and I just could not contain myself. When he performed that night, finally, I smiled, like I havent smiled in years. When you get those on American Idol that cannot sing or dance, and they leave upset and mad, it is not good. When you get someone like William, in which he gave it his best shot, and still came out victorious, it really makes my smile wider. They say that you can fall in love at first site, and I really did. I downloaded a video of his audition, and I play it at least 50 times a day. I sing and dance like he did, and I even ordered a shirt with him on it. William Hung, if you pick me, you will truly have your life, as well as mine, fulfilled with love and happiness, and a lot of singing and dancing. If only everyone had the courage you possess, the world would be a better place. Not only did you not let Simons ridiculous comments get the best of you, you used it to push yourself forward. You truly felt 100 confident in yourself, so in turn, you succeeded. Michelle Before i heard you sing, i never thought id fall in love with somebody i never met. But i remember watching you on American Idol, when asked how music changed your life, your reply was that it allowed you to reach out and touch more peoples hearts. And with that, i realized that ive been waiting for you all my life. I searched the net for hours, reading on updates and news about you. Seeing you performing live on your triumphant return to the show, i wish i were one of the backup dancers . Though i never had any professional training, but i hope youd give me a chance to prove myself. I am fully convinced that William Jung is the perfect man, not to mention my American Idol!