Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 13211
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4/15    I finally understand what a CRM is and what it is used for.
        it's the database of contacts, customers, customers' employees,
        business leads, interests, themes, "opportunities" and a calendar
        to remind you the flow of following it all up.  The front end is part
        of a CRM.                       -brain
        \_ throw in deliverables, impressions to cover marketing
        \_ http://csua.com/?entry=12519
                \_ right, that was the post I was referring to.
                   check out the mouseover on kchang's page!  crazy!  -brain
        \_ It should be noted that most CRM project fail. (you don't earn
           your money back on the investment for it)
           \_ Yeah.  Most of the CRM software that people bandy about
              (RazorsEdge, etc), work out to be upwards of $150k.  When
              we looked into it at the BAM/PFA, it was around $150k for the
              package and customization.  Hardware to run it and ongoing
              support was a lot of money on top of that.
              There are other systems out there, though, with not quite all
              the functionality but much more reasonable price.  -sax
                \_ the installation I was working with cost $30k, with $50k
                   of labor and $200k of contracting that went into building
                   custom modules into it.  The data mining that resulted
                   from it landed a $4.8 M deal.  Sounds like a good
                   investment to me!
              \_ I've struggled through goldmine for the last 2 years, and
                 hate the pile of shit.  90% of user problems are goldmine
                 crashing, "losing" mail, and just otherwise being a pile
                 of shit.  They still use a fucking broken bde library.
                 The DB schema has grown without a redesign for years, and
                 feels like it.  I've been wanting to make my own suite out
                 of open source stuff to replace the crap. --scotsman
                 \_ We actually went with a Filemaker solution.  It was
                    developed by people who left Bluebaud.  It is FM, but
                    it has a pretty decent feature set... kind of focused
                    on membership and donation campaign tracking.  For
                    under $15k, it does everything we need and more -sax
           \_ i agree, but it depends on which company you get it from.
              ROI from enterprise crm companies generates more cash flow.
              The mid-market crm products out there aren't that good and
              is why most fail.  If you can come up with a cheap mid-market
              crm product, then definitly make one.
        \_ LT. TOEJAM: I just got another blast on the CRM-114, and the
           damned thing decodes: Wing Attack, Plan-R.
           MAJOR KONG: Wing attack, Plan-R?
           \_ Major Kong: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a
              rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a
              set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
                \_ http://crm114.sourceforge.net  -John
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Entry 12519 Kais Motd Kais Motd :Entry 12519 2004-03-04 Industry/Jobs , Industry/Startup Freq:2 UID: 12519 4/3 Can someone give me a description in laymans English what CRM and ERP are in the business software world? Each boat contains 100,000 parts and requires three different fabs and twenty different distributors for base parts. I need to coordinate how these boats get built on time, within spec, and under budget. Both of these things are more of a layer of software than a single application, and usually involve software components knit together with a variety of databases. Surf on almost anything SAP does and you may get a better feel for what those components actually do.
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Criteria for categorization of data can be by satisfaction of regexes, by sparse binary polynomial matching with a Bayesian Chain Rule evaluator, a Hidden Markov Model, or by other means. Accuracy of the SBPH/BCR classifier has been seen in excess of 99 per cent, for 1/4 megabyte of learning text. CRM114 is compatible with SpamAssassin or other spam-flagging software; It was created by Liz Manicatide, a very nice artist friend as a commissioned work- shes a hired-gun artist. You can hire her for artistic, web, and user-interface work as well: lizm at emphasiscreative dot com . News Flash: As of Feb 1 through March 1, 2004, 8738 messages 4240 spam, 4498 nonspam, and my total error rate was ONE. CRM114 papers from the 2004 MIT Spam Conference Many thanks to Paul Graham for organizing The 2004Spam Conference at MIT, and many thanks to the kind audience who put up with not only my ramblings, but my ineptitude at chairing a session. My thanks also to Jason Rennie and Mark Anderson for chairing and acting as conference committee, and of course to Gilberte Houbart, for making it all be fun. The Markovian CRM114 talk slides are available as OpenOffice Format or PowerPoint Format or as PDF The full paper can also be downloaded: OpenOffice Format or MSWord Format or as PDF or as HTML . The native format of each of these documents is the OpenOffice Format version and was converted to MS format after creation. Grab A Quick Look at the Language Introduction for the CRM114 controllable regex mutilator. Grab A Quick Look at how the sparse binary polynomial hash phrase-based matcher works internally. This is a version-specific update, and includes info about the mailfilter and other utilities that come with CRM114. Choose from these three, er, four: Go to the signup/archive form for CRM114 Announcements very low volume list. This is where to sign up to ask about CRM114 specific issues, misfeatures, bugs, get help, etc. This is where to sign up to discuss CRM114 the more esoteric and mathematical issues of CRM114, and filtering in general. Anees Laroia has created a set of Python interfaces to CRM114 for his parents to use, called CRMME CRM114 Made Easy. Download CRMME-01 here Dave Slusher is building a Usenet News filter using the CRM114 capabilities. Hes playing with it on Usenet, news stories on Google, TV show listings, all that cool stuff. Check it out at: The CRM114 News Filter Jaakko Hyvatti has some intersting hacks, including procmail scripts that invoke CRM114 and mailfilter. Take a look at Jaakkos Mail Filtering Stuff Gary Gurevich has made a Microsoft Outlook macro for CRM114 integration. Paolo Panizza points out that CRM114 can be integrated with PostFix; CSS FILES optional, not recommended, will work only on a i386 architecture 11 megs release 20040328-BlameStPatrick released March 28, 2004 This is the new bleeding edge release. A complete rewrite of the WINDOW code has been done byline and eofends are gone, eofretry and eofaccepts are in, were integrating with TRE 066 now, and a bunch of bugs have been stomped, including the one that forbade ADV: as a spamtag string yet allowed ADV. Theres still a known memory leak if you reassign via MATCH a variable that was isolated; Memory allocation cleaned up some, documentation fixes, partial WINDOWing fixes, more self-tests in the Makefile, and we now go out of our way to touch files we LEARN, so cached distributed file systems will know to spread the updates this is a kernel bug workaround. You can email me at wsy at users dot sourceforge dot net Put CRM114 somewhere in the subject line so I will see it. However, if you have a question, you might be better off to get on the CRM114 mailing list and post your question there. You will probably get a faster response, and a larger set of smart brains who can help you.