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If obesity continues to grow at the current rate, twenty years from now well all be bloated sacks with tiny appendages not even capable of pushing a mouse. Our caveman era bodies werent designed for a future where a Starbucks Frappuccino is less than a block away at all times. Unfortunately we havent evolved quickly enough to manage the growing restaurant portion sizes without gaining tons of weight. Perhaps the problem is that it takes much more energy to hunt down a buffalo than to open your wallet. Using the Gastrontm - Remote Controlled Hunger Eliminator - you can easily control your exact hunger level at any time. Simply swallow the tiny non-digestible Gastron base station and use the remote to adjust your personal hunger level. The base station inflates to fill your stomach, giving you that satisfied full feeling with zero calories. You can easily increase your hunger level at any time when consuming food becomes necessary. Increasing your hunger level using the Gastron remote causes the base station to deflate, allowing more room in your stomach for food. The base stations internal lithium battery is rated for up to 50 years so your hunger control can last a lifetime.