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2004/3/19 [Recreation/Food] UID:12749 Activity:low
3/19    Good lord:
        http://www.ifoce.com/records.php  -John
        \_ I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
        \_ Are those suicide scars on Sonya Thomas???   -rory
           http://www.ifoce.com/profile.php?action=detail&sn=20
           \_ She's single, she's hot, she eats like a pig without gaining
              weight (as long as there's a toilet nearby).  What more could
              you want?  So she sliced herself a bit?
              \_ They aren't REAL suicide scars. Remember the SysAdmin
                 motto: Down, Not Across.
                 \_ Sysadmin motto?  SAs don't commit suicide.  They find a
                    new job that pays more for less work until they eventually
                    get mid 6 figures for not showing at all.
                    \_ No, no, no, "Down, Not Across" is the goal you're
                       aiming to drive your lusers to.
                       \_ oooooh! I haven't had those for a while.  thanks
                          for clearing that up.
                          \_ Anytime.  Congrats on your long dry spell. Did
                             it take long to train them?
                 \_ Why is this?  It would seem like you get a more complete
                    severing of the artery if you go across.  Or is it a
                    matter of clotting?
                    \_ It's makes for a larger wound and impossible to clot.
                       You lose blood much quicker, lose consciousness faster,
                       and make it harder for you to be resuscitated.
                        \_ But what if you miss the artery/vein completely?
                           I guess I don't understand if you're trying to follow
                           the vein or cut across a couple.
                           \_ Follow the artery if you can.  A length-wise
                              cut means a longer wound which makes it harder
                              to clot; cross-wise means a tiny wound, which
                              will almost certainly clot before you bleed to
                              death.  Not sure where your artery is?  Make a
                              fist a few times and feel for the pulse, then
                              follow that up your arm.
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IFOCE ::. IFOCE Records Baked Beans Six Pounds Baked Beans One Minute, 48 Seconds Donald Lerman Beef Tongue 3 pound 3 ounces pickled beef tongue whole 12 minutes Dominic Cardo Bologna 241 Pounds Pork & Chicken Bologna Six Minutes Allan Goldstein Buffet 5 1/2 pounds of buffet food 12 minutes Crazy Legs Conti Burritos 15 BurritoVille burritos 8 minutes Eric Booker Butter 7 quarter-pound sticks, salted butter 5 minutes Donald Lerman Cabbage 6 pounds 9 ounces giant cabbage 9 minutes Charles Hardy Candy Bars Two Pounds Chocolate Candy Bars 6 minutes Eric Booker Cannoli 21 cannoli 6 minutes Cookie Jarvis Cheesecake 50 1/2 quarter-pound cheesecakes 6 minutes Eric Booker Chicken Wings 94 chicken wings 12 minutes Cookie Jarvis Chicken Wings 134 chicken wings in qualifying round 12 minutes Sonya Thomas Chicken-Fried Steak Lone Star Cafe 11-ounce chicken fried steak with country gravy 12 minutes Cookie Jarvis Chili 1 1/2 gallon Stagg Chili 10 minutes Richard LeFevre Conch Fritters 45 conch fritters 6 minutes Joe Menchetti Corn Dogs 12 corny dogs 10 minutes Richard LeFevre Corned Beef & Cabbage Four Pounds Freirich Corned Beef & Cabbage 10 Minutes Cookie Jarvis Corned Beef Hash 4 pounds of hash 1 minute 58 seconds Eric Booker Cow Brains 57 177 pounds 15 minutes Takeru Kobayashi Crawfish 331 crawfish 12 minutes Chris Hendrix Doughnuts 49 glazed 8 minutes Eric Booker Dumplings 91 Chinese dumplings 8 minutes Cookie Jarvis Eggs 65 Hard Boiled Eggs 6 minutes, 40 seconds Sonya Thomas Fruitcake 4 pounds, 14 1/4 ounces Wegmans Fruitcake 10 minutes Sonya Thomas Gelatin Dessert 7 16-ounce portions 3 minutes Steve Lakind Green Beans, French Cut 271 Pounds Green Beans Six Minutes Crazy Legs Conti Ham & Potatoes 6 pounds of Easter Feaster meal 12 minutes Cookie Jarvis Hamburgers 11 1/4 Burgers 1/4 pound Cloud Burgers 10 minutes Donald Lerman Hamburgers 7 Burgers 3/4 pound Thickburgers 10 minutes Sonya Thomas Hamentaschen 50 traditional Purim cookies 6 minutes Eric Booker Hot Dogs 50 1/2 Hot Dogs and Buns 12 minutes Takeru Kobayashi Hutspot potato-based hotchpotch, or stew 13 Bowls 10 minutes Henry Hatau Ice Cream 1 gallon, 9 ounces of vanilla ice cream 12 minutes Cookie Jarvis Jambalaya 9 Pounds Crawfish Jambalaya 10 Minutes Sonya Thomas Matzo Balls 21 baseball-sized 5 minutes 25 seconds Eric Booker Mayonnaise 4 32-ounce bowls mayonnaise 8 minutes Oleg Zhornitskiy Meat Pies 16 six-ounce meat pies 10 minues Boyd Bulot Oysters 18 Dozen Acme Oysters 10 Minutes Boyd Bulot Pancakes 3 1/2 pounds pancakes & bacon 12 minutes Crazy Legs Conti Pasta 6 2/3 pounds linguini no. Thanksgiving Dinner 12 minutes Sonya Thomas.
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IFOCE ::. Sonya Thomas. Thanksgiving Dinner / 12 minutes. Eater,. Americas gurgitators and lead them to international victory once again. Like Joan of Arc before her, this eater will be slender of stature, but mighty in strength. In recent months, the prophesy has been mentioned more and more frequently as the eaters have watched Sonya Thomas excel in nearly every contest she enters. This amazing newcomer is odds-on favorite for IFOCE 2003 Rookie of the Year. She has quickly mastered the sport and the rest of the eaters appear to be watching, dumfounded, seemingly waiting for her to assume her rightful position at the top of the game.