Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 12534
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2004/3/5-6 [Recreation/Woodworking] UID:12534 Activity:high
3/5     How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
        \_ In 4/4 time: ta ta ta tata | ta ta ta tata | ta ta ta ta | ta - - -
        \_ a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a
           woodchuck could chuck wood
        \_ a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could
           chuck wood.
        \_ shouldn't "could" be "would"?
           \_ How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck
              wood?
        \_ as much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
           \_ In 4/4 time: ta ta ta ta | tata ta ta tata | ta ta ta ta |
               ta - - -
        \_ a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could
           chuck wood.
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