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2/29    somewhere in here is definitive proof of God:
        http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html
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MORAL ARGUMENT II 1 In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE 1 Look, theres really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists - its too complicated for you to understand. ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE 1 Okay, I dont pretend to be as intelligent as you guys - youre obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if youll just ask him into your life. For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth John 3:16. ARGUMENT FROM MANIFESTATIONS 1 If you turn your head sideways and squint a little, you can see an image of a bearded face in that tortilla. ARGUMENT FROM INSECURITY 1 We have gone to absolutely berserk lengths to establish that atheists are laughable morons. ARGUMENT FROM SUPERIORITY 1 If God does not exist, then I am an inferior being, since I am not special in a cosmic sense. ARGUMENT FROM HIDDEN LOGIC I 1 Intellectually, I know that the existence of God is impossible, or vastly improbable. ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY 1 No sane person could have thought up Christianity 2 Therefore, it must be true 3 Therefore, God exists 70. ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION abridged 1 Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X? GOODSALTS ARGUMENT ARGUMENT FROM GENERAL INQUIRY 1 Question for atheist population: apparently random question 2 Your answer is wrong. PEACOCKS ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE MEMORY 1 Christian asks stumper question 2 Atheist answers question 3 A lapse of time 4 Christian repeats question 5 Atheist repeats answer 6 A lapse of time 7 Christian repeats question 8 Atheist repeats answer 9 A lapse of time 10 Atheist, you never answered my question. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL SANITY 1 Ive had religious experiences that cant be explained unless Im insane or God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL HISTORY 1 Many modern historians think that there probably was somebody named Jesus, maybe. RANDMANS ARGUMENT 1 This entry from the 1975 World Book Encyclopedia on evolution contains some errors, that I claim to have already substantiated. ARGUMENT FROM MYSTERIOUS USE OF PREPOSITIONS 1 It is impossible to disprove God with your puny human intellect unless you are above God. ARGUMENT FROM TEEN/TWENTYISH CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT 1 God is so totally awesome, dude, and if you would pretend that Creed and POD were good bands, you would realize that. ARGUMENT FROM SPEAKING IN TOUNGES 1 My friend here, once started spontaneously speaking some jibberish that sounded to me kind of like Russian. ARGUMENT FROM FORMATTING 1 Behold, foolish atheist, I present you with an incontrovertible proof of the existence of God. ARGUMENT FROM INTEREST 1 If God really didnt exist, then atheists wouldnt spend so much time talking about him. ARGUMENT FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE 1 The Pledge was changed in the fifties to state that this is one nation, under God. ARGUMENT FROM RAPIST WITH NUCLEAR STRAP-ON EDS ARGUMENT 1 Being indirectly responsible for something is very different from directly responsible for something, especially if it is allowed in order for a greater good to occur. A better analogy would be a rapist with an activated nuclear weapon strapped to him in a large city. He starts raping a woman but if you try to stop him millions could die, so you have to allow him to do it until a better way of getting rid of him can be discovered. ARGUMENT FROM LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOKS 1 The Bible has lots and lots of books written by lots of people over lots of time. ARGUMENT FROM ADMINISTRATIVE CONTROL BAPTISTBOARDS ARGUMENT 1 insert Christian argument 2 atheist refutes argument 3 Atheists are hereby banned. ARGUMENT FROM BRUTE FORCE AGAINST AUTOMOTIVE DECORATIONS 1 Christian tears off Darwin fish, breaks it into thirds, and sticks it onto drivers side window true story 2 Therefore, evolution is false. ARGUMENT FROM EQUAL VALUE 1 The view that God exists is a worldview, just like the scientific and evolution worldviews. ARGUMENT FROM DIAGRAM GEORGANNS ARGUMENT 1 I have drawn a diagram that represents the geometric progression proof of God. Its an astonishingly clean and inspired representation of a amazing amount of text which although first written down about 3500 years ago, manages to reflect, as only Gods word could of the entire history of all creation and mankind up to the point of its being written down. ARGUMENT FROM STUPIDITY 1 God is too stupid to do anything about the horrendous evil and suffering in the world. ARGUMENT FROM FINE-TUNING 1 If God exists, he could via miracles make any world where physical constants disallow life naturally, but this is not the case if God does not exist. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST ARGUMENT PLANTINGA, BAHNSEN, WILSON, ET AL 1 Presuppositionalist: Materialism cannot account for knowledge. ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL INTERPRETATION 1 Every interpretation of a Bible verse that any atheist ever makes for any reason whatsoever is either based on a mistranslation, or is taken out of context. PEACOCKS ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE READING 1 Here are the reasons why the first sentence of this atheists essay is wrong. ARGUMENT FROM CS LEWIS 1 CS Lewis had a lot of good arguments for Christianity - at least thats what my Christian friends tell me. ARGUMENT FROM DEAD FIREFIGHTERS 1 All those dead firefighters were blessed by a Catholic priest before they gave their lives. ARGUMENT FROM APOLOGETICS WEBSITES 1 I was surfing the net, and found this cool website of arguments for Gods existence. ARGUMENT FROM RATHER ODD LANGUAGE 1 My usage of certain words, such as exists, is arbitrarily and idiosyncratically different from their usage in ordinary discourse. KIERKEGAARDS ARGUMENT ARGUMENT FROM THE THRONE ROOM 1 Would you stand before a mighty king and ask him to prove his existence to you? ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN EXPERTS ARE IGNORED 1 Dembski, Behe and Plantinga are ignored by mainstream intellectuals. ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN EXPERTS ARE NOT IGNORED 1 Dembski, Behe and Plantinga are listened to by many mainstream intellectuals. CHUCK GREENBERGS ARGUMENT ARGUMENT FROM THERES SOMETHING WRONG HERE 1 Okay, so maybe all the theistic arguments are less than perfect. ARGUMENT FROM UNSEEN MIRACLES 1 Atheists wouldnt believe in God even if he showed up and performed a miracle for them. ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN MAN STANDING OUTSIDE THE TATE MODERN AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS 1 Prove you have a mother. ARGUMENT FROM THE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE / ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS II 1 atheist gives reasons why God does not exist 2 Youre a jerkoff. Im a real mathematician, and you obviously cant understand this proof because you dont know as much about math as I do. ARGUMENT FROM SELF-ABUSE 1 Once I fasted for three days straight, prayed on my knees for hours, and didnt sleep, either. ARGUMENT FROM LOVE ALL AROUND 1 I can just FEEL love all around me. I know the world is a good place, that people are essentially good, and that that comes from God. BENDERS ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS UPDATED 1 I have these two functions that have up to 7 decimal places a common root. VELIKOVSKYS ARGUMENT 1 If you twist the details enough, you can make a case for Venus, as a comet, causing the Biblical catastrophes. ARGUMENT FROM SEVERABILITY 1 Lots of ridiculous statements are made by people who only CLAIM to be Real Christians. You must be a wretched heartless aggressive homicidal loner if you dont feel compassion for those who died at the Columbine shooting! POD might have written a song about Columbine, but that doesnt mean they have any musical tal- 7 Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM THE OPINIONS OF RESPECTED ACADEMICS 1 Our reporters have canvassed the opinions of various representatives of the Christian Academy of Unreal Fundyism. This Institution has its headquarters in the Bible Belt of the United States but there are numerous branches in North America, Europe and throughout the World as well indeed as in Heaven. Professor Razy explained that there are innumerable demonstration...