Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 12415
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2004/2/26-27 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:12415 Activity:nil
02/26   Bush To Cut Deficit From Federal Budget:
        http://theonion.com/news.php?i=1&n=0
        \_ Thank God!  Now we can afford a permanent tax increase!
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