Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 12221
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2004/2/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:12221 Activity:nil
2/11    Happy Valentines Day:
        http://www.petting-zoo.net/pipermail/0xdeadbeef/2004-February/000009.html
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Happy Valentines Day! Happy Valentines Day! Here are some of the entries they received: I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But dont take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, Im good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming. Thats why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe go to hell! What inspired this amorous rhyme?