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2/1     Did anyone actually see this happen?  That would have nearly made the
        halftime show worthwhile.
        http://www.kaleirish.com/hdtv/sb2004/janet_2004_superbowl_pastie_01.jpg
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        \_ /csua/tmp/janet_superbowl.avi
           \_ Looks pretty much planned here.
        \_ Suspend CBS' license for a week.  That'll teach 'em.
        \_ Who cares?  It's a fake boob with a nipple shield.  Don't you
           think it's a bit prurient to get all hot and bothered over it,
           regardless over whether it was planned or not?  You muppets
           obviously don't have enough nudity on broadcast TV.  -John
           \_ I only saw the screen shot on the net.  Did it move wrong?
              How do you know it was fake?  Looked the right amount of soft
              and giggly in the stills.
                \_ I'm sure the picture is real, but it's Janet Jackson's
                   boobs.  C'mon.  -John
                   \_ Hey, why not?  She was always a curvy girl and it's not
                      like it's a really great breast or anything.
        \_ yes, saw it.
        \_ I saw it too, and was pretty sure that it was planned since she
           did have the pastie, but I guess they're at least saying that it
           wasn't.  What's the big deal, anyway?
           \_ it's not a big deal, it's just mtv trying to boost ratings
              again by being faux shocking.
        \- YMWTS: --psb
        http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/football/nfl/specials/playoffs/2003/02/01/bc.fbn.superbowl.jackso.ap/index.html
        \_ "wardrobe malfunction?"
           \_ see: "spin", also see "lies" and "PR bullshit".  obviously it was
              totally planned.  does she have an album out recently or
              something?  maybe figured with michael's problems this was a good
              time to cash in on some jackson family fame.
              \_ in the picture above, Janet looks very surprised.
                 \_ if it was planned wouldn't the surprise part be planned
                    too?  they know they can't do that without getting fined
                    so they need an excuse.  any 6 year old can lie better.
                    costume malfunction?  he reached out, grabbed her bra
                    thingy (whatever that would be called on her slightly odd
                    costume) and ripped it off.  underneath she had this
                    weird star shaped nipple jewelry thing which I won't
                    call a pasty.  why'd she have that on if it wasn't
                    planned?  how often does timberlake randomly reach out
                    and rip off a piece of woman's clothing and not expect it
                    to come off in his hand?  the whole thing is just silly.
                    \_ there is plausible deniability in that the leather
                       part was supposed to be ripped, but the bra still on.
                       \_ "plausible deniability" means "we're a bunch of lying
                          bastards and everyone knows it but no one can prove
                          it.  wink, wink."
        \_ Also worth mentioning is that if it was an "accident" then why didn't
           CBS use the 10 (15?) seconds delay to edit it out?  They had no
           problem editing out the streakers...
           \_ They didn't edit anything out, it was a wide shot for the
              second half kickoff, and when the streaker ran out onto the
              field, they could have left the camera on him and he would
              still have been far enough away that nothing could have been
              seen, but they just panned out farther.
           \_ Most live TV doesn't have a delay.
              \_ Local news doesn't use a delay, but most big events do.  It
                 lets them pick camera angles and block streakers, or if they
                 did a crowd shot and someone gave the camera the middle finger.
        \_ "I'm going to have you naked by the end of this song."
           \_ sounds like a cue
        \_ Predictions?  I'm guessing the FCC gives CBS a modest fine, CBS
           blames MTV, and MTV doesn't produce another halftime show until
           everyone forgets about this one (5-10 years).
           \_ Modest fine, apologies across the board, and MTV still produces
              next year's half-time show but makes Justin Timberlake rip the
              shirt off Seann William Scott (who will be wearing a pasty).
                \_ Do you work for MTV? That's a perfect VMA skit. Good
                choice of SWS.
           \_ I want to know where all the feminists are and why aren't they
              saying calling Timberlake out on his sexual battery and MTV for
              promoting violence against women as an acceptable act?
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NEW YORK AP - The chief federal regulator of broadcasting was outraged by the Super Bowl halftime show in which singer Justin Timberlake tore off part of Janet Jacksons costume, exposing her breast. Timberlake blamed a wardrobe malfunction, but Federal Communications Commission chief Michael Powell on Monday called it a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. MTV, which produced the show, and CBS, which broadcast it, both said they had no idea the halftime show Sunday night would include such a display. CBS deeply regrets the incident, spokeswoman LeslieAnne Wade said. The two singers were performing a flirtatious duet to end the halftime show, with Timberlake singing, Rock Your Body , and the lines he sang at the moment of truth were: Im gonna have you naked by the end of this song. With that, Timberlake reached across Jacksons leather gladiator outfit and pulled off the covering to her right breast, which was partially obscured by a sun-shaped, metal nipple decoration. The network quickly cut away, and did not mention the exposure on the air. I am outraged at what I saw during the halftime show of the Super Bowl, FCC Chairman Michael Powell said in a statement. Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around the television for a celebration. Instead, that celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. He instructed the commission to open an immediate investigation, promising it would be thorough and swift. Earlier, FCC spokeswoman Suzanne Tetreault said it was launching a routine investigation because it had received complaints. Messages left with Jacksons record company and her personal publicist were not returned Monday morning. The halftime show didnt cause a stir at the White House because President Bush fell asleep. I dont want to admit it, but because this White House starts early, I missed it - again, he told reporters Monday after a Cabinet meeting. Saw the first half, did not see the halftime - I was preparing for the day and fell asleep. MTV, CBS corporate cousin in Viacom, issued a contrite statement in which it also apologized, saying the display was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance. I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl, Timberlake said in a statement. Wade said CBS officials attended rehearsals of the show all week, and there was no indication any such thing would happen. We were extremely disappointed by elements of the MTV-produced halftime show, NFL executive vice president Joe Browne said. They were totally inconsistent with assurances our office was given about the content of the show. Over-the-air television channels cannot air obscene material at any time and cannot air indecent material between 6 am and 10 pm The FCC defines obscene material as describing sexual conduct in a patently offensive way and lacking serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value. Indecent material is not as offensive but still contains references to sex or excretions.