12/5    I don't understand the motivation for invasions by Attila (the Hun).
        Why can't he settle down, create art/culture, and live comfortably?
        \_ It's that wife Helga.
           \_ Chicks dig guys on elephants.
              \_ i think he prefered a horse. you might be thinkin Hannibal.
                 \_ I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
        \_ Why do you hate America?  Our invasion was perfectly justifi...oh...
           never mind.
        \_ How about Alexander the Great?  He honestly believed it was his
           destiny to conquer the world.  Not rule... CONQUER.