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2003/11/19 [Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton] UID:11152 Activity:nil
11/19   Africa hasn't come up on the motd in months.  Here's my two cents:
        http://www.kimdutoit.com/dr/essays/essays.php?id=P82
        \_ So we're supposed to read the opinion of some random white South
           African dude who starts his second paragraph with the deathless
           cliche "In Africa, life is cheap."  I think not.
           \_ Yeah, how true, he isn't a clone of you so his experiences are
              totally meaningless and should be dismissed unread.
              \_ I read his "essay."  He's a terrible writer.  This is a good
                 indication that he's a dumbass.
                 \_ Ok, so he's a dumbass.  What's your answer to any of
                    Africa's many problems?
                    \_ I'm not sure.  I don't pretend to be an expert, unlike
                       the writer of said crappy essay.
        \_ From The Onion:
         African Leaders Still Treating Clinton As President
         NAIROBI, KENYAKenyan President Emilio Mwai Kibaki said Monday that his
         country continues to enjoy excellent diplomatic relations with former
         U.S. President Bill Clinton. "I have always enjoyed working with Mr.
         Clinton, and the recent international Agricultural Development
         Conference was no exception," Kibaki said. "And I know that
         [Democratic Republic of the Congo President] Joseph Kabila enjoyed
         meeting with him to secure an American commitment for humanitarian
         aid, as well." Kibaki said that none of the leaders have anything in
         particular against President Bush, but added that all the same, they'd
         rather stick with Clinton.
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General Topic Essays Home: Daily Rant Home: General Topic Essays General Topic Essays Crossing America Cry Havoc: Taking Off The Gloves Let Africa Sink Protecting Your Livelihood Putting Out The Welcome Mat-With Reservations Soccer, The Beautiful Game The Chicago Cubs: Baseball Team or Marketing Exercise? The Pussification Of The Western Male Traitors Within Our Walls Where Is Washington? Zoning Free Speech General Topic Essays Archives View General Topic Essays by Date Home: Daily Rant Reader Mail Gratuitous Gun Pics The Gun Thing General Topic Essays Life Among the Liberals Kims Lists Search Site Advanced search Hits: 0012442692 2002 Kim du Toit . General Topic Essays Let Africa Sink Kim du Toit May 26, 2002 When it comes to any analysis of the problems facing Africa, Western society, and particularly people from the United States, encounter a logical disconnect that makes clear analysis impossible. At one time, crocodiles accounted for more deaths in sub-Saharan Africa than gunfire, for example. Now add the usual human tragedy murder, assault, warfare and the rest, and you can begin to understand why the life expectancy for an African is low-in fact, horrifyingly low, if you remove White Africans from the statistics they tend to be more urbanized, and more Western in behavior and outlook. Finally, if you add the horrifying spread of AIDS into the equation, anyone born in sub-Saharan Africa this century will be lucky to reach age forty. Growing up there, I was infused with several African traits-traits which are not common in Western civilization. So because of my African background, I am seldom moved at the sight of death, unless its accidental, or it affects someone close to me. Of my circle of about eighteen or so friends with whom I grew up, and whom I would consider close, only about ten survive today-and not one of the survivors is over the age of fifty. Two friends died from stepping on landmines while on Army duty in Namibia. Three died in horrific car accidents and lest one thinks that this is not confined to Africa, one was caused by a kudu flying through a windshield and impaling the guy through the chest with its hoof-not your everyday traffic accident in, say, Florida. Another also died of heart failure, but he was a hopeless drunkard. My situation is not uncommon in South Africa-and north of the Limpopo River the border with Zimbabwe, I suspect that others would show worse statistics. When I was still living in Johannesburg, the newspaper carried daily stories of people mauled by lions, or attacked by rival tribesmen, or dying from some unspeakable disease and this was pre-AIDS Africa too and in general, succumbing to some of Africas many answers to the population explosion. Add to that the normal death toll from rampant crime, illness, poverty, flood, famine, traffic, and the police, and youll begin to get the idea. My favorite African story actually happened after I left the country. An American executive took a job over there, and on his very first day, the newspaper headlines read: Three Headless Bodies Found. As a result, death is treated more casually by Africans than by Westerners. I, and I suspect most Africans, am completely inured to reports of African suffering, for whatever cause. Yep, been happening there for millennia, long before Whitey got there. Governments becoming rich and corrupt while their populations starved? And Europe doesnt teem with crocodiles, ultra-venomous snakes and so on. Apart from a couple of examples of massive, state-sponsored slaughter Nazi Germany, Communist Russia, Europe since 1700 doesnt even begin to compare to Africa today. Casual slaughter is another thing altogether-rare in Europe, common in Africa. More to the point, the West has evolved into a society with a stable system of government, which follows the rule of law, and has respect for the rights and life of the individual-none of which is true in Africa. Among old Africa hands, we have a saying, usually accompanied by a shrug: Africa wins again. Materiel is broken, stolen or sold off for a fraction of its worth. The result of decades of foreign aid has resulted in a continental infrastructure which, if one excludes South Africa, couldnt support Pittsburgh . This goes against the grain of our humanity-we are accustomed to ridding the world of this or that problem smallpox, polio, whatever, and accepting failure is anathema to us. But, to give a classic African scenario, a polio vaccine wont work if the kids are prevented from getting the vaccine by a venal overlord, or a frightened chieftain, or a lack of roads, or by criminals who steal the vaccine and sell it to someone else. 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