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11/14   Cool (and kinda scary) speculative fiction about the coming robotic
        takeover:
        http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm
        \_ Communist garbage.
        \_ I like Marshall Brain, and I think How Stuff Works is the single
           most useful website on the web.  That said, this reads like
           an entry for NaNoWriMo.
        \_ Oh god... so let's have a poll.  The human race will be destroyed
           by (feel free to add your own):
        evil robots of our own design:
        evil nanotech robots of our own design:
        global warming:
        asteroid/comet impact: .
        sunspot cooking:
        nuclear winter:
        bioweapon escaped from US lab:
        bioweapon escaped from Chinese/old Russian/N. Korean/Iranian/Israeli lab: .
        Aliens:
        Damn Dirty Apes:
        Supernova:
        Cptn. Trips:
        race wars:
        sterility as seen in europe right now:
        \_ this might end western civ. but it certainly won't end humanity.
        hurricanes/earthquakes/other natural local disasters:
        no more food:
        no more rain:
        no more clean water:
        George Bush:
        George W Bush:
        Bill Clinton:
        terrorists:
        The French:
        godless communists:
        idiot geeks with a messiah complex:
        Israel:.
        Broken Arab culture that can't accept peace, democracy, progress or
        anything else good for their own people or their neighbors:.
        Isreal:.
        Garden Weasel:.
        \_ if the world is destroyed by any of the above, doesn't that count
           as armageddon by definition?  will we all die of an acute case
           of death?
           \_ But if you capitalize Armageddon, you are probably referring
              to events described in the book of Revelations.  And because
              I am in a crappy mood today, I add this:  you are an idiot for
              not thinking of this yourself.  Idiot.
        Armageddon:
        \_ this soda male one won't happen unless a quake destroys the net.
        introduction of infertile males of soda into general population: .
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marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm
Burger-G was a fast food chain that had come out of nowhere starting with its first restaurant in 2001. The Burger-G chain had an attitude and a style that said hip and fun to a wide swath of the American middle class. The chain was able to grow with surprising speed based on its popularity and the public persona of the young founder, Joe Garcia. By 2010 the chain had 1,000 outlets in the United States and showed no signs of slowing down. If the trend continued, Burger-G would soon be one of the Top 5 fast food restaurants in the United States The robot installed at this first Burger-G restaurant looked nothing like the robots of popular culture. It was not hominid like C-3PO or futuristic like R2-D2 or industrial like an assembly line robot. Instead it was simply a PC sitting in the back corner of the restaurant running a piece of software. Mannas job was to manage the store, and it did this in a most interesting way. There was a group of employees who worked at the store, typically 50 people in a normal restaurant who rotated in and out on a weekly schedule. The people did everything from making the burgers to taking the orders to cleaning the tables and taking out the trash. All of these employees reported to the store manager and a couple of assistant managers. The managers hired the employees, scheduled them and told them what to do each day. In 2000, there were millions of businesses that operated in this way. Circa 2000, the fast food industry had a problem, and Burger-G was no different. They had courteous and thoughtful crew members, clean restrooms, great customer service and high accuracy on the orders. Since one bad experience could turn a customer off to an entire chain of restaurants, these poorly-managed stores were the Achilles heel of any chain. To solve the problem, Burger-G contracted with a software consultant and commissioned a piece of software. The goal of the software was to replace the managers and tell the employees what to do in a more controllable way. Manna was connected to the cash registers, so it knew how many people were flowing through the restaurant. The software could therefore predict with uncanny accuracy when the trash cans would fill up, the toilets would get dirty and the tables needed wiping down. The software was also attached to the time clock, so it knew who was working in the restaurant. Small signs on the buttons told customers to push them if they needed help or saw a problem. There was a button in the restroom that a customer could press if the restroom had a problem. There was a button near each cash register, one in the kiddie area and so on. These buttons let customers give Manna a heads up when something went wrong. At any given moment Manna had a list of things that it needed to do. There were orders coming in from the cash registers, so Manna directed employees to prepare those meals. There were also toilets to be scrubbed on a regular basis, floors to mop, tables to wipe, sidewalks to sweep, buns to defrost, inventory to rotate, windows to wash and so on. Manna kept track of the hundreds of tasks that needed to get done, and assigned each task to an employee one at a time. Manna had a voice synthesizer, and with its synthesized voice Manna told everyone exactly what to do through their headsets. Manna micro-managed minimum wage employees to create perfect performance. The software would speak to the employees individually and tell each one exactly what to do. Or, Jane, when you are through with this customer, please close your register. The employees were told exactly what to do, and they did it quite happily. It was a major relief actually, because the software told them precisely what to do step by step. For example, when Jane entered the restroom, Manna used a simple position tracking system built into her headset to know that she had arrived. When Jane completed the task, she would speak the word OK into her headset and Manna moved to the next step in the restroom cleaning procedure. Once the restroom was clean, Manna would direct Jane to put everything away. Meanwhile, Manna might send Lisa to the restroom to inspect it and make sure that Jane had done a thorough job. Manna would ask Lisa to check the toilets, the floor, the sink and the mirrors. That was a long time ago, but when I was a kid I lived right in the middle of Cary with my parents. We lived in a typical four bedroom suburban home in a nice neighborhood with a swimming pool in the backyard. I was a 15 year-old teenager working at the Burger-G on May 17 when the first Manna system came online. I can remember putting on the headset for the first time and the computer talking to me and telling me what to do. It was creepy at first, but that feeling really only lasted a day or so. Manna simply asked you to do something, you did it, you said, OK, and Manna asked you to do the next step. You could go through the whole day on autopilot, and Manna made sure that you were constantly doing something. Then you took off your headset and put it back on the rack to recharge. The first few minutes off the headset were always disorienting - there had been this voice in your head telling you exactly what to do in minute detail for six or eight hours. The job at Burger-G was mindless, and Manna made it easy by telling you exactly what to do. You could even get Manna to play music through your headphones, in the background. Every single minute, you had something that Manna was telling you to do. If you simply turned off your brain and went with the flow of Manna, the day went by very fast. My father, on the other hand, did not like Manna at all from the very first day he saw me wearing the headset in the restaurant. I knew they were coming, so I had timed my break so I could sit down with them for a few minutes. Its not the drive-thru, I replied, its a new system theyve installed called Manna. He looked at me for a long time, A computer is telling you what to do on the job?