11/14   why did They travel millions of miles just to stick metal things up
        our asses?
        \_ Huh?
        \_ Because they can.
        \_ All the asses on their home planet already have metal things in them
           \_ Exactly.  It's a limited resource issue.
                \_ wrong, too much metal on their planet, have to put it
                  somewhere
        \_ if they were all R2-D2's, that's the only access ports their
           dimunitive bodies could reach.