11/11 Man, Jessica Lynch is CUTE CUTE CUTE! Too bad she's not a virgin
anymore, heh. -desperate soda guy
\_ Lemme guess, you are... FYI, virgins are overrated, they're really
hard to fuck the first time unless you lube up real well.
\_ Let me guess... you fucked your share of virgins.
\_ Wow, you're quick, aren't you...
\_ umm, well. even non-virgins are hard to fuck when not wet.
maybe unless they've popped out a few, or get rammed by
pornstar-sized dicks often; i wouldn't know much about those
cases.
\_ the worst is when you're fucking a girl, and she goes dry
in the middle.
\_ Or when the condom breaks.
\_ go talk to Larry Flynt, he might give you the two topless photo
he has on his hand |