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11/4    Motd Movie Critic, will you do us the honors of reviewing the
        matrix 3?  Thanks.  -MMC #1 fan
        \_ who cares.  the only reviews that matter are the ones posted
           on http://ter.air0day.com - danh
        \_ Matrix >> Matrix 3 >> Matrix 2
        \_ Agent Smith is really Neo's father!
        \_ Agent Anderson is really Neo's father!
           \_ Search your feelings.  You know this to be true.
              \_ I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
           \_ Whoops made a mistake, that was supposed to be M2. In this one
              we find out Trinity is really Neo's sister.
              \_ But... we had sex during that rave!
                 \_ I get a hard-on fantasizing about Neo and Trinity being
                    brother/sister having an incestuous relationship.
                    \_ First time reading the motd?
                 \_ They are the last survivors and have to repopulate the
                    Earth with their inbred children. Half the movie is them
                    making out. But then we find out Neo was taken over by
                    Smith, who is actually both Neo's and Trinity's father.
                    \_ Then Rocco and Aurora show up and they have a big
                       four way which ends with Rocco doing Trinity in the
                    brother/sister having an incestuous relationship.
                    Earth with their inbred children. Half the movie is them
                    making out.
                       piledriver position.
                       \_ Have you been reading my diary?
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