10/29   Hey, this motd is so old I can smell the mold on it.  Is someone
        actually geeky enough to have a CVS repository set up or something?
        \_ With all the censorbots around it's required or conversation dies
           seconds after a thread starts if it doesn't involve USE LINUX,
           RIDE BIKE or LIGHT CANDLE.
           \_ Exactly what was the last "ride bike" thread on the MOTD?
              For that matter, there's very little about Linux.  As for
              "light candle", the proverb "it is better to light a candle
              than to curse the darkness," totally applies to people
              who post questions about how to fix broken Microsoft
              products. -tom