Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 10762
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2017/09/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2003/10/24 [Computer/SW/Apps, Science/Physics, Computer/Theory] UID:10762 Activity:high
        hahahahahahahahahahah!  --maxmcc
        \_ Dumbass.
                \_ =(((((((((((((((
                \_ ??????
2017/09/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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              \_ O WAU YR RITE                                     |
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YEAH TEN YEARS AGO MAXimumENERGY 3:35:29 PM: LOL 4 SERIOUSLY CATINTHEBOX 3:35:59 PM: YOU SHOULD MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANCK HAHAHASODIF PIRATES R SO COOL MAXimumENERGY 3:36:08 PM: OMG AND SO ARE ROBOTS CATINTHEBOX 3:37:58 PM: WAIT ROBOTS DONT EXIST YET MAXimumENERGY 3:36:24 PM: OH YEAH :. CAPN CHAOS 6:16:34 PM: einstein made a fake Newton IM name and is bothering me - FIGNEWTON 6:03:47 PM: THE LORENZIAN ATTRACTOR SHOULD BE CALLED A REPULSOR CAUSE YOU NEVER GET THE SLUTZ ICOULDBENEWHERE 6:17:03 PM: how do u know its him? GawDangKid - posted 10-23-03 4:02 PST US oh and your historicly incorect about robots. The word robot is Checoslavocain for person who works as if a part of the machine. Also the movie Matropalis had allready been made althoe most of it had been lost or destroyed by the Nazis Oh and your historically incorrect about robots. The word robot is Czeckoslovakian for person who works as if a part of the machine. Also, the movie Metropolis had already been made, although, most of it had been lost or destroyed by the Nazis.