10/23 So I've been having a lot of sex lately and I'm pretty happy
except I've been getting a lot of unwanted calls too (girls who
don't wanna acknowledge that we simply had a 1 nighter). My solution
is to get Anonymous Call Block ($1) and Selective Call Block ($3).
Works well. You guys should get it too. -happy ucla student
\_ Maybe you should answer these calls. One
of these women might be calling you to tell you she has an STD.
\_ or maybe you're a daddy. not so happy now, eh?
\_ Of course, you're assuming our dicks get as much action as yours.
\_ is it just me, or it seems to me that ucla students have a lot
more fun than us? why is that?
\_ speak for yourself. i never had a problem keeping my bed warm.
\_ Any herpes yet? Remember, 1 in 5!
\_ And AIDS?
\_ Herpes is much much much much much much [...] much easier
to get, especially for heterosexuals.
\_ and condoms don't prevent.
\_ oh they help a little bit
\_ not enough. tell your dick it only has a little
bit of herpes during your first outbreak.
\_ do you have it?
\_ ask your girl if you want to know.
\_ You mean yermom knows?
\_ UCLA students do have a lot more fun... --ucla guy
Cal students can still have fun, it's just way less common. And the
girls are of a different... variety.
\_ dumber, put out more, less bitchy, more attractive?
\_ Yes!
\_ Yes!! Except bitchy in a different sort of way (soriority
bitchy vs. vegan bitchy).
\_ UCLA students do have a lot more fun... --ucla cs grad guy #2 |
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