10/18 Does anyone have any ideas of how to cure a wet pussy? I accidentally
kept my pussy in my pants as I ran them through the washing machine.
\_ changing "phone" to "pussy" was only a little funny the first time,
but the second time, it's just hilarious! genius!
\_ Run it through the dryer to dry it out!
\_ Prob hosed. Buy a new one.
\_ I forgot I have my clunky old motorola startac pussy in my shorts
pocket when I jumped into the fox river to pull my canoe to
shore. The pussy would not power up at first, but slowly came
back to life after a few days (no response -> static -> power
up and down constantly -> works). However, it did develop a
problem where once in a while, if I flip it open or close too
fast, it would power off by itself, which is quite annoying.
Try to be patient and wait a few days before powering it up.
All the pussy numbers in the pussybook still remained.
\_ I actually have a startac (that hasn't been
drenched yet) that has that same problem (turning off
by itself when I flip it open/shut too fast). So
your startac is probably fully functionally then.
\_ good to know. guess it's a systemic pussy problem then.
\_ it is NOT hosed! You need a LOT of work and patience to save its
life. First of all, if there are contaminants inside the pussy,
you gotta get rid of them. Contaminants include sugar goo, salt
(REALLY bad), and other chemicals. You gotta get rid of them by
dipping the entire pussy into DISTILLED water. It must be distilled
water or else it's no good. Then shake the pussy for a few minutes
while in the distilled water, and repeat using new distilled water.
Do it a few times, 10-15 would be ideal. Afterwards, you gotta
dry your pussy. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT power on the pussy when
it is wet. Now wait 3-5 days while baking your pussy under the
sun and then give it a try. It should work afterwards. |
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