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Did you know that now that Marys historic campaign has come to an end, the best place to see her is in Kick Ass Pictures Videos, DVDs, and Video on Demand? Source: California Secretary of State Website Mary Careys Concession Speech 10/07/03 First of all, I want to thank everyone who helped my historic campaign for governor of California. The thousands of college students around the state who worked so hard organizing rallies and distributing campaign materials. And I want to thank my boss Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures and the best campaign manager a candidate could ever have! Even with a last minute surge in voting from the San Fernando Valley, I dont think Ill have enough votes to win this election, so I am officially conceding. I want to congratulate Arnold Schwarzenegger on being elected as the next governor of California. I wish him good luck in running the state, and fixing the serious problems that inspired this recall election in the first place. As you might know, my campaign has garnered unprecedented media attention. Everyone from the Fox News Channel to the New York Times are referencing what they call The Mary Carey effect on the election. It is my sincere hope that with all this attention, there has also been a Mary Carey effect on the Bush administration. Attorney General John Ashcroft has stated that he wants to outlaw the adult film industry. And obviously, a lot of people love watching me do my job in movies like Mary Carey Rules! Of course, the Bush administration will claim they dont want to outlaw me. Theyll claim that theyre only interested in outlawing extreme porn. Remember, John Ashcroft is the one who ordered a bare breast on a Justice Department statue covered up at a cost of $8000 to taxpayers. Dont fool yourself if the American people leave it to John Ashcroft, he will outlaw me and the entire adult entertainment industry. I hope from all the positive media attention Ive been getting, that the Bush administration will realize one important fact that America loves its porn stars! The largest state in this nation a state with 54 electoral votes put a porn star on its ballot today. And this same porn star has been beamed into Americas living rooms almost every night for the past two months. I would go so far as to say that if you took a poll of the American public today, more people would be happy to invite me into their homes than Rush Limbaugh!
Even if some of my ideas for reducing the deficit and bringing in new revenue were a little radical, they seemed to strike a chord with people. Im coming up with new ideas, and new solutions to our economic problems. Because if people dont have a job, and dont have food to put on their table, then none of the other issues matter. By the way, thats another lesson the Bush administration should take away from my candidacy: stop worrying about porn stars like me, and start worrying about the American economy! Arnold, if you ever need any advice in running the state of California, or you ever want to grope someone, you can reach me at the offices of Kick Ass Pictures! Tomorrow Im going to return to my day job, making the best porn movies in the world. But Im going to stay politically active, especially with regard to issues that affect the adult industry. Thirteen years from now, when Im old enough to be eligible, you may see my name on a presidential ballot! My Gubernatorial Platform The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 67 unemployment rate. As a political outsider, I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.
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