9/2 I can't get any girls, any hints??
\_ Consider this a BLESSING FROM THE GODS! Girls are the spawn
of hell; their only goal in life is to suck the happiness
out of the lives of poor hapless unsuspecting men by
overwhelming them via feminine guiles. If only I had been
blessed with the inability to get a girl my life would not
now be a endless living nightmare of poverty and desperation.
\_ i don't think you're the real BDG. I think you're faking it.
train harder.
\_ rope, chloroform, American car with spacious trunk. - danh
\_ Start hitting on every girl you see, especially the ugly ones.
Remember: a 5 in your bed beats a 10 in your head!
Eventually you should have enough confidence to bed the good ones.
\_ Step One: log off
\_ learn to be friendly, in general. <-- this guy never got laid
\_ DOES NOT WORK. Nice guys do NOT finish first when
it comes to dating. Acting professionally does NOT
get pussy Watch Blind Date. Take notes. Get laid.
This will be the best advice you'll ever get.
\_ It's not about being 'nice' or a 'jerk'. It's about
being confident. Train harder.
\_ No being a boring, know-it-all little jerk who treats
women as The Other doesn't work. Sadly many boring,
know-it-all little jerks who treat woman as The Other
confuse that with being nice. -aspo
\_ Aspo, the world renown expert on women, speaks.
Shouldn't you be asking little boys to sit on your
lap?
\_ So do you deny that I am right? -aspo
\_ Even if you are right (I am not so sure)
how would you know you were? You have no
\_ learn to be friendly, in general.
experience in men dating women scene.
\_ And other sodans do?
\_ This may be surprising, but some sodans
don't have problems getting laid.
\_ http://pickupguide.com is your new bible.
\_ also check out http://steelballs.com
\_ Join the Fancy Lad Academy!
\_ buy some nice new clothes, new shoes, get a haircut
take showers everyday and show you can take care of yourself
\_ I agree, watch "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" on Bravo.
\_ What have you already tried? Did you get any error messages?
Did you search on google? These are standard steps to solving
any problem.
\_ http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-06-30&res=l
\_ a taser and a windowless van
\_ are you sure you're not picking up on chix that are out of your
league??
\_ How to find out if the girl is out of your league?
\_ If you think a girl is out of your league she is out of your
league. If you honestly don't think she is, you have a shot.
\_ That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! Don't let the
\_ Bingo, someone got it.
motd idiots crush your spirit.
\_ You missed the point. It's all about self-confidence.
If you don't think you're good enough for her, she won't
think so either.
\_ Ah so. I stand corrected.
\_ Bingo, someone got it.
\_ Yes, your sister certainly is.
\_ then again, maybe she won't think so anyway.
\_ Even butt ugly guys can get with hot chix. You just have to have
experience.
\_ Start flipping up skirts right after class. It may not work,
\_ There, there. Don't be bitter. I'll humor your troll next time
league. If you honestly don't think she is, you have a shot.
\_ Look in home. Maybe your sis is the best chick in the world.
but it'll certainly make my day!
\_ It's not as hard as you're making it sound. All you need
to do is to locate her clitoris.
\_ Look in home. Maybe your sis is the best chick in the world.
\_ Yes, your sister certainly is.
\_ You are asking the motd for advice about getting girls? Crazy?
\_ No, OP is just bringing out an old troll. Didn't even put it
into a new format and you all bought it. It makes me wonder
why I bother to put so much effort into mine. -bitter troll
\_ There, there. Don't be bitter. I'll humor your troll next time
\_ Nobody made fun of my nut question either. |
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