10/9    I'm a white guy who is with an Asian (mainland China) girl for the
        first time. We were having sex and when she was really enjoying
        herself she started yelling: "Fuck the chink out of me!"
        I tried not to laugh, but now (it's been a few days) I find it a
        little disturbing. What kinda issues does this girl have or should
        I ignore it cuz it's crazy talk during sex?
        \_ Just because her choice of words is not PC, it doesn't mean she has
           an issue.  Besides, it's just crazy talk during sex anyway.  Thanks
           for sharing your sex life BTW.
           \_ I'd never tell her to "Fuck the white out of me!" Is it some
              sort of self-hatred?
              \_ If she screams "Punish me!  I'm a bad girl!", does it mean she
                 hates herself?  Stop thinking too much and just enjoy it, as
                 long as everything is consensual.
              \_ Every woman has issues. So does every guy, it turns out. As
                 long as they don't cause you problems, what difference does it
                 make? It does sound like she needs therapy though.
        \_ If you decide to dump her, give me her number please.
        \_ How did date #2 go?
        \_ do you use a condom?
        \_ Did you catch any diseases?
        \_ Did you take any pictures?
        \_ Next time ask her to talk dirty to you while you make love and see what
           happens.
        \_ Which hole(s)?

10/4    Where is the CSUA IRC channel?
        \_ on freenode, it is rad, you should join us -ausman

10/4    NY bike gang's own video footage at 0:20-0:27 shows that they
        intentionally blocked and stopped the SUV:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ukdkgLYYbw&feature=player_embedded
        Yet they still have the gut to cry victim.  Geez!
        \_ Yeah, after being hit and run, someone tried to stop the cager,
           who then commited assualt with a deadly weapon. Does someone
           blocking you give you the right to run them over? I think not.
           \_ Hit and run before the time of the clip?  Evidence please?
           \_ Next time when you and your wife and kid are ganged up by a
              known mob of 50+ with 50+ deadly weapons (your logic) who are
              trying to open your car door, please stay put.
        \_ They even dragged the wife out of the car.  http://www.csua.org/u/11e9
        \_ Want some "explanation" from the punk who cut off the SUV?
           http://preview.tinyurl.com/kn8kygx
           \_ You mean, legally and safely changed lanes before being hit
              from behind by the rich asshole entitled Range Rover driving
              douchebag who was following too close.
              \_ Did you actually watch the video?
        \_ http://www.csua.org/u/11f1
           "New video has surfaced of the same bike crew surrounding and
           attacking another car earlier in the day."
        \_ ^SUV^$100,000 Range Rover

10/02   RIP Tom Clancy:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/l5ejpy3 [nyt]

9/30    Tesla Model S earned 5.4 stars on the NHTSA's 5-star safety test.
        http://www.csua.org/u/11bw (theweek.com)
        The only problem is that it's so expensive.
        \_ I am buying one. -dotcom millionaire

9/30    http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-may-invented-lightsaber-152606868.html
        The URL says it all.

9/26    I remember there was web version of the motd with search function
        (originally due to kchang ?).  The last time I used it it was hosted
        on the csua website but I can't remember its url (onset of dementia?)
        now. Can somebody plz post it, tnx.
        \_ http://csua.com
           \_ for some reason I couldn't log in since Sept and the archiver
              stopped archiving. Collin has since then fixed the problem.
              It's working again, thanks Collin!                -kchang

9/19    "No, A Severed Finger Will Not Be Able to Access a Stolen iPhone 5S"
        http://mashable.com/2013/09/15/severed-finger-iphone-5s
        I'm sure the Apple QA department has tested extensively that a severed
        finger will not be able to access a stolen iPhone 5S.
        \_ It doesn't matter whether or not a severed finger can be used.  It
           matters whether or not a robber thinks that a severed finger can be
           used.
           \_ You don't even need a severed finger.
              http://www.ccc.de/en/updates/2013/ccc-breaks-apple-touchid
              \_ My concern is more simple that this.  My wife can just wait
                 for me to fall asleep, and grab my hand to unlock my phone
                 and find pictures of me and all my mistresses! -- OP

9/19    Real (i.e. inflation adjusted) per capita spending in the proposed
        2010-11 General Fund budget is nearly the same as in the 1994-95
        budget 16 years ago.  Real per capita spending did increase during
        the <DEAD>dot.com<DEAD> boom and again briefly after 2003 but current per capita
        spending is below the recent long-term average.
        http://www.ccsce.com/PDF/Numbers-Jun2010-Budget-Myth3.pdf

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