8/16 I just left my employer. They didn't ask to get their HW back.
Is is common for employers to contact me a few months/years later
and ask for their HW back?
\_ Is it an iPhone 9 prototype? :-)
\_ as a matter of fact, it is just a 2 year old laptop
and they don't seem to keep track of inventor
\_ You're responsible for returning your employer's property when you
leave. Consider the downside of them realizing it's missing and
taking legal action (unlikely, but it does happen). Is a two year
old laptop worth *that*? Granted, that's a worst-possible-outcome.
\_ how much does a 2 year old laptop depreciate by? how much does
it cost to start a lawsuit?
\_ How much is your reputation worth? I worked at a failing
startup where a number of employees stole equipment.
I can guarantee you that they will never get a job at
any company I am working at.
\_ You've misunderstood. It's not the cost of a lawsuit. It's
the cost to swear out a criminal complaint, and that's near
zero. If a former employer wants to be a hardass about this,
they report the equipment stolen, swear out a complaint, the
police get a search warrant, and come looking for it. If they
find it, it's a criminal case against you, not a civil case.
So it doesn't cost your employer *anything*. It might not
even be your former manager, just some beancounter in finance.
In the case of failed startups, it's the outsourced
liquidation specialists (Diablo Management and their ilk).
\_ how about this scenario: They don't find anything in your
house. Someone blogs about it. It gets on Techcrunch and
Business Insider. Now the company is forever known as the
fucking lame vindictive asshole that nobody wants to work for.
fucking lame vindictive asshole that nobody wants to work
for.
\_ Still not worth the risk to me. The value of stealing
a two year old laptop is less than a day's pay. That's
an absurd amount of risk for such a small payoff.
\_ According to taxman, equipments write-off depreciation
is about 20% a year over 5 years. So a $3000 laptop
is worth about $1800 after 2 years. You make that
much in a day? You serious?
\_ 20% a year is not realistic for computers --
you can't buy a $1000 laptop new and sell it a
year later for $800. Also, most laptops are a
lot cheaper than $3000 new.
\_ The last time I talked to our finance people, we
were fully depreciating *computer equipment* in
three years, not five. And it looks like our
typical laptops are more like $1,700. Do I make
more than 1700/3 in a day? Hell yes. |