4/15    http://www.businessinsider.com/sex-worker-says-shes-made-close-to-1-million-servicing-young-rich-guys-from-silicon-valley-2013-4
        URL says it all.
        \_ If I were a young rich guy, I'd find and keep a hot chick to myself
           instead of going to the prostitues.
           \_ the point is that women in Silicon Valley are like toilet
              seats. All the clean ones are already taken and the ones
              that are not are crap.
              \_ This is why you should live in San Francisco when you
                 are young and single.

4/15    http://turtle.dereferenced.org/~nenolod/linode/linode-abridged.txt
        linode hacked. Change your credit cards if you use them.

4/15    Come the CSUA Alumni BBQ you palookas!
        You are invited to Computer Science Undergraduate Association's Alumni
        Barbecue, taking place on April 28th. We'll be starting the grill at
        3pm and it'll go on to around 8pm (maybe later) in the Wozniak Lounge.
        Food and drinks will be provided: usual BBQ stuff, like hot dogs and
        hamburgers. BYOB if you want B.

4/15    Silver and gold are killing me. Worst day evAr.
        \_ Why did gold drop?  Doesn't it usually go up when wars or conflicts
           are seen as coming?
        \_ Stop taking investment advice from Glenn Beck.