9/12    Can someone explain to me what the big deal is with
        Gangnam Style?
        \_ What, you've never heard of Youtube and viral sensations? Then
           again, that sounds pretty nasty.
           \_ I wasted 3 minutes watching this shit MTV. Why is it such
              a sensation? Kids these days, I don't get it.
              \_ It's about a minute too long, but apart from that, it's
                 a damn near perfect distillation of viral marketing:
                 chubby asian protagonist, ridiculous moves embraced
                 by the cool crowd, and a catchy tune. Almost as hard
                 to get out of your head as that blowjob whistle song.
                 \_ Which song is that?
                    \_ Whistle by Flo-Rida

9/12    iPhone 4S has new features like 8MP camera and Siri, and iPhone 5 has
        4" display and 4G LTE.  My 17-month old Android phone has 8MP camera,
        4.2" display, built-in voice search and voice typing, and 4G LTE.  I
        don't get it.