5/25    Sorry suburban hicks, properties in walkable cities retain
        better values:
        http://dc.streetsblog.org/2012/05/18/study-resilient-walkables-lead-the-housing-recovery

5/25    Is Greg Allman a pervert too?
        http://www.eonline.com/news/gregg_allman_engaged_woman_40_years_his
        \_ Hot body!
           http://www.spyonvegas.com/contests/sexiest-server/shannon-williams
        \_ Not a pervert. She's 24. Probably not 100% okay in the head, though.
           I cannot stand 24 year olds (except to look at) and I am 39.
           \_ I think the question is now whether he can stand 24-year-olds.  I
           \_ I think the question is not whether he can stand 24-year-olds.  I
              think the question is whether his thing can stand up in front of
              24-year-olds.
           \_ Let me guess. You are fat ugly and poor (or a bad dresser) and
              can't figure out why the girl at the coffee counter doesn't flirt
              with you anymore.