5/25    http://www.aolnews.com/health/article/study-many-sunscreens-may-be-accelerating-cancer/19488158
        Sun Screens may be accelerating cancer. Ok, so plasticware in
        microwaves gives cancer. Cellphone gives cancer. Too much
        chlorine in the water gives cancer. What else is next,
        wearing cotton and eating wheat/corn gives cancer?
        \_ Eating too much soy gives you cancer. -dans
        \_ I wonder if KY Jelly gives people cancer.
        \_ I wonder if KY Jelly gives people cancer.  Not only is it applied on
           mucous membranes, it's also vigorously rubbed against the membrane
           mucous membranes, it's also vigorously rubbed against the membranes
           which further increases absorption.
           \_ keep your day job.
        \_ Everything causes cancer.  I'm not joking.  We've set the bar so low
           on this that everything does.
           \_ not knowing what causes cancer causes cancer -- Mdme Curie

5/25    The warranty that the 2pir and Syzygryd code will ship with.
        It's hilarious: http://bit.ly/bqowSx
        -dans