Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2010:April:01 Thursday <Friday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2010/4/1-14 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:53765 Activity:nil
3/30    what if you went on your honeymoon and your bride was having
        her period that week?  that would suck
        \_ I'm sure you could figure out a solution if you think hard enough.
           I have wondered if people ever plan around this.
        \_ Just do it in the bath tub.  You don't even need condoms.
           \_ you know what, you can still get pregnant during this time
              period.  my friend thought the above was true, now has
              cute baby girl that proves him wrong.
              \_No.  You can't.  That cute baby girl may prove his woman
                was cheating on him.  -phuqm
                \_ Sure you can, it is rare, but not unheard of.
        \_ what's wrong with a week of blowjobs? also, isn't it common these
           days for brides to lose their 'anal virginity' on their honeymoon?
        \_ If you were waiting to have sex for the first time, it might
           be kind of a bummer, but very few people do that.
2010/4/1-14 [Reference/Military, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:53766 Activity:nil
        Pirates attacked a guided missile warship.  What on earth were they
        \_ "If we take *puff* over that huge *puuuuff* warship with the
            *puffffff* missiles we'll be able to *cough* take on anything
            and be really *puff cough* rich!"
            \_ :-)
Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2010:April:01 Thursday <Friday>