6/1     Is it just me or Angelina Jolie's lips look like female orangutan's ass?
        \_ I don't know what a female orangutan's ass looks like.  You spend a
           lot of time checking out orangutan booty?
           Anyway, I always thought they looked like a pair of worms crawling
           across her face.
           \_ This is a macaque:
              http://www.flickr.com/photos/praziquantel/2369834471
             \_ That is a very angry looking ass.
        \_ I remember she had big bust in a movie a long time ago where she
           had a female blonde lover, but I no longer see that in her recent
           pictures.
           \_ angelina has always been at most a C cup.
                She is padded in movies.
        \_ I'm glad you guys keep track of this in Excel.

6/3   Microsoft archiving all porn on Internet
      http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=porn&qpvt=porn&FORM=Z7FD2&filt=custom
        \_ This is awesome, now I don't have to buy as much porn.
           Bing porn >>> Google porn search. Don't forget to turn on
           "Private Browsing" in Safari!

6/2     "GM to sell Hummer to Chinese company"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090602/ap_on_bi_ge/us_automakers
        Why would China want to buy the Hummer brand?  They already have their
        own Humvee copycat - the East Wind EQ2050: http://www.csua.org/u/le9
        \_ Because "China" is one big hive mind where everyone thinks alike,
           right?
           \_ That is mostly true, just as most Americans are dumb because
              they elected someone like Bush to go to war. You see, there's
              a difference between perception and reality, but externally,
              it makes no difference.

6/2     http://gmarceau.qc.ca/blog/2009/05/speed-size-and-dependability-of.html
        Ruby sucks.
        \_ Looks no different than python/perl/etc.  It's a scripting language
           that needs a virtual machine if it is ever going to be fast.  The
           scary thing is how much modern computing doesn't need stuff to
           be fast, especially when dealing with web applications.  There's
           also a big problem with that shootout; there's no concept of
           how your average coder will do in language x.  Some languages
           are amazingly powerful, and if you know what you are doing you
           can write good, terse, fast code, but if you put an average
           engineer down and teach them the language they will write
           unmaintainable garbage that noone can read (even after years
           of experiance).  That's what dependability really means.
        \_ As above, if Ruby sucks here then so do Python and Perl.