4/14    http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg
        Funny, I don't see yermom on this diagram. -mrauser
        \_ She's behind Uranus.
        \_ The scientists were unable to measure her bulk as yo'mama so fat,
           no light escapes her graviational pull.
           \_ Oh come on.  This is such a lame, geeky yo'mama joke that it'd
              get you beaten up immediately anywhere but here.
              \_ Yo' mama so fat, her son revolves around her.
              \_ Mainly because we can't reach you.
           \_ Her black hole's attraction is too strong.
        \_ Carl Sagan did that better in Cosmos.
        \_ Video version of similar:
           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfs1t-2rrOM