3/27 Do most magicians have easy access to beautiful women? I wanna be Hans.
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\_ I dated a magician's assistant. She was delightful. Some of them,
however, are really just interested in getting on stage, which
makes them a bit too keen for attention off-stage.
\_ Do they sleep around a lot? Like cheerleaders with basketball
players? I heard basketball players sleep around A LOT and
they don't even need to try. Something about taller men and
this alpha male theory... Are magicians like the alpha males
in the magical world?
\_ Pro basketball players, or college or high school basketball
players?
\_ Funny true story: the first time I was approached by a
prostitute was when I was in 8th grade and warming the
bench for the High School Junior Varsity team.
\_ Not sure how funny this is. I've never been approached
by a working girl. Why would one think to approach an
8th grader? How would you pay her? Why do hookers make a
habit of approaching you? (i.e. "first time")
\_ This may not quite explain things, but I think she
thought I was a senior in high school. Who knows
where the money would have come from. As for the
last question, I work in a seedy part of town.
I've been approached twice by working girls on
my way to work in the morning. As for why you've
never been approached by a working girl, I'm
afraid you'll have to work that out on your own.
\_ I'd like to think it's because I don't have
an air of sexual desperation, but your seedy
area probably explains all.
\_ We're both answering threads on the motd
on a Saturday night. This does not bode
well for either of us.
\_ most _performers_ have easy access to beautiful women! However
dating performers has its own issues, as alluded to in the previous
response.
\_ You do realize these women are paid for this, right? It's easy
to be surrounded by beautiful women if you pay to do so. That
doesn't mean he is dating them, although it could happen. It's
like being a fashion photographer or a movie producer. You pay
beautiful women to work for you.
\_ doctors have easy access to nurses. Now, whether they really
want to or not (since most nurses are old hags) is another story
\_ Twins are often used by illusionists so not only do they have
access to hot women, they have access to hot twins. David
Copperfield dated Claudia Schiffer for some time. David Blaine
dated Josie Maran for a while also. The downside to being a
magician though is that people will think you're a dork.
\_ How do you spell "mana ja-toui" in French?
\_ menage a trois. Oh how I want to be a magician now.
\_ dorkier than say, HOT STUDLY ENGINEER in Silicon Valley?
\_ If you were as good looking as Hans, you would not need to
be a magician to date beautiful women.
\_ Do y'all realize that Hans Klok is gay and according to
Wikipedia he is dating James Jackson Harwood, a dancer in
his show?
\_ See, that proves that hot magicians date their
stunning assistants.
Wikipedia he has been in a relationship for 16 years with
a man named Frank. |
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