11/25   anyone know of an xmms/amarok/something plugin that will change tempo
        and/or pitch of an mp3?  thanks.

11/25   McCain says we will run again in 2010:
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/25/AR2008112502801.html
        (Ha, made you click the link). Rick roll please...
        \_ Never gonna something something
           never gonna something something

11/25   Yargh! They sank the wrong pirate ship!
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081126/ap_on_re_as/as_piracy_1
        \_ Oh shit!
        \_ duh, work with indian java monkeys sometime.
           \_ That's stereotyping!  Other language (C, C++, Perl, etc.)
              monkeys are also the same.
        \_ The boat was taken over by pirates!  Now no one needs to worry about
           paying ransom.  Why didn't they think of this earlier?  Oil prices
           and environmental awareness are too low as it is.  Fire away!

11/26   "Teen seudcing (sic) a boyfriend of her mom"
        http://www.csua.org/u/n00 (NSFW)
        Check out the fourth image.  OUCH!!!

11/26   Government bailout represents 60% of GDP!
        http://www.csua.org/u/n02 (http://www.sfgate.com
        \_ Thanks Bush!

11/26   Ordinary porn "Teen seudcing (sic) a boyfriend of her mom" turns
        extreme:
        http://www.csua.org/u/n00 (NSFW)
        Check out the fourth image.  OUCH!!!  This guy needs to go to ER.
        \_ this guy really needs to go ER: http://preview.tinyurl.com/5sudc3
           \_ that was worse than the Smurfette gangbang vid
              \_ Contract law only applies to private sector employees?
        \_ please do not post your sex tape.
        \_ he's just flexible, no big deal.
           \_ Is this a politically correct way of saying "he can't get his
              dick hard"?
        \- do you want to have horrific porn contest?

11/26   I get enough porn spam in my mailbox, do we really need
        random porn sites in the motd?

11/26   If your kids have to go into witness protection because of you, do
        you still have to pay child support?
        \_ Shane becomes mayor of Farmington

11/26   Am I the only one who finds Angelina Jolie kind of gross looking?
        \_ Yes.
        \_ Seconded. Proof that some guys are so idiotic that they'll go
           for anyone with a thick red lip. I guess our ape instincts
           haven't gone away entirely.
           http://www.gimpusers.de/dl/AngelinaJolie.jpg
           Are you gay?
        \_ Seconded. This is proof that our ape instincts to get the
           "thing" with the biggest red lip haven't gone away entirely.
        \_ I never understood the hullabaloo over her either.  She's pretty
           all right but nothing particularly outstanding in my book.
        \_ She used to have big boobs.
           \_ Where'd they go?
              \_ sex tape?

11/26   Jackie Johnson is cooking in the kitchen on KCAL9. Are you going to
        jerk off to this dimwit?
        \_ Lisa Guerrero and Elita Loresca are better.
        \_ WTF are you talking about?