5/24    midget amy winehouse:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953QO6oQOXc

5/24    how do I explain to people that my cell phone is disconnected
        because my dad's an alcoholic and I blew my money on nipple
        piercings?
        \_ Post this on your livejournal. Along with pictures. Hell,
           everyone else does.

5/24    I'm looking for a financial advisor/planner to help guide me
        with where to invest my money. I have the foundation set up
        (Roth IRA and 401(k)) but I want someone to recommend good
        funds to invest them in. I prefer one that doesn't get a
        commission if I buy from a certain company. I see lots of ads
        for  Charles Schwab. Would they be what I want? Thanks.
        \_ Their fee for service consultation seem reasonably priced. If they
           recommend "Schwab" funds, run for hills. For 401k, you can do this yourself
           by finding recommended Asset Allocation for your age, then mapping
           the categories therein to the limited options you have in yer 401k.
           Asset Allocation says put 10% in a small-cap US stock fund -> Hey, I only
           have one fund to choose from in this category.  Easy as cake. Repeat.
        \_ Their fee for service consultation seem reasonably
           priced. If they recommend "Schwab" funds, run for
           hills. For 401k, you can do this yourself by finding
           recommended Asset Allocation for your age, then mapping the
           categories therein to the limited options you have in yer
           401k.  Asset Allocation says put 10% in a small-cap US
           stock fund -> Hey, I only have one fund to choose from in
           this category.  Easy as cake. Repeat.
        \_ Email me and I will hook you up with my guy. -ausman
           \_ GAAAAAYYY.
              \_ Gay hooking.