5/13    Cuddy Schoolgirl Pole Dance easily earns an A+. HDTV, you are my
        friend.
        \_ URL?
           \_ Watch this season's House.  It's pretty funny.
           \_ http://youtube.com/watch?v=ITZ8cmRl4HQ Not exactly SFW.
              \_ Odds of my wife look like that at 40 == poor.
                 \_ She look like that now?
                 \_ You chose. Poorly. (She's 42.)
        \_ Cuddy as schoolgirl?  I can't imagine how that would be hot.
           \_ you should see her abs
              \_ I was wondering if they got her a body double.  She
                 is pretty hot though.  It does point out a glaring
                 inconsistency of the show, however.  If Cuddy is
                 *that* hot, she should have guys lining up to
                 be with her.  She shouldn't be having a single
                 problem finding a man, and in particular, finding
                 a sperm donation.  She'd have to be beating well-
                 qualified volunteer donors away with a bat.
                 \_ "All of the good guys have been taken".  They'll line up
                    but no one she'd want.
                 \_ I was thinking the same thing.  She must be in her late
                    30s at least.  She'd have to be in the gym constantly
                    and exist strictly on oatmeal to have abs like that at
                    her age.  Also in the context of the episode, it
                    was House's dream.  Maybe the actress really does
                    have the body of a 20 year old, I will ask Google.
                    \_ google says she's 43, vegetarian, and does a lot of
                       yoga.  I guess that yoga stuff must work!
                       \_ Interesting.  My yoga instructor is a 50-year-old
                          (or older) with a hot body, too.
                          \_ Crazy how you have a hot body when you exercise
                             and eat right, huh? Who would have thought?
                             \_ Does this yoga stuff work for males?
                                \_ I dunno. I'm on the carne asada diet
                                   with a sedentary lifestyle. My gf is a
                                   dancer and her friends do yoga (even
                                   teach it) and they are all hot. They
                                   tell me the instructor (an older man)
                                   is very muscular, so I say yes.

5/14    debian people, recompile:
        http://metasploit.com/users//hdm/tools/debian-openssl
        \- and ubuntu
           \_ Which is derived from debian.
        \_ Argh. What are some inexpensive certificate authorities?

5/14    If you don't vote for Obama you're a racist
        http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/14/navarrette/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
        \_ The author didn't even recognize Obama is not exactly, to borrow
           his phrase, "black American".
           \_ Really? He's not American? He's not black?
              \_ He wasn't raised as an American during his formative years.

5/14    "Planning a Trip? 20 Cities Global Warming Might Melt Off Map"
        link:www.yahoo.com/s/880567
        \_ Enough with Global Warning.  It doesn't exist.  Now the claim is
           it's going to "take a break" for 10-15 years.  But watch out!  Then
           it's going to go NUTS!
           \_ What are you talking about crazy man?
              \_ http://blogs.nature.com/news/thegreatbeyond/2008/05/decade_break_in_global_warming.html
              \_ http://preview.tinyurl.com/6depom [nature]
                 \_ Here's from this very article that you're citing:
                    "Has global warming stopped? Is this a nail in Al Gore's
                    coffin?  Well, no."
               \_ Surface temperatures != total heat energy and North America
                  != the world.
           \_ Global Warming == Cthulhu?

5/14    Of course, Polar Bears' population is exploding.  Definitely time to
        declare them endangered.  Wha?
        \_ Is of course please to be AT LEAST WRITE A LEADING STATEMENT THAT
           MAKES SOME SENSE IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHA?  I kill you.
        \_ Is a Polar Bear a big white senior citizen gay male?
        \_ polar bear population is increasing where?
           \_ Soda hall.  They are invisible among the pasty faced nerds.
           \_ The polar bear population has doubled over the last 50 years
              or so. I have no idea how that compares to historical
              population figures from, say, 200 years ago but in the
              near-term the population has risen dramatically.
        \_ They obviously have too much to eat.  They are in danger of obesity.

5/14    Lately I've been hearing about VIP. How is VIP different from
        say, VPN?
        \_ What is 'VIP'?  Do you mean virtual ip, as in one ip address
           shared by several machines, for redundancy or load
           balancing?  That's something
           different than a virtual private network.
           balancing?  That's not the same thing as a virtual private
           network.