12/25   Merry Christmas! - motd not getting laid guys #1, #2, and #3
        \_ FUCK YOU. Don't speak for me. I'm #3.
           PS I hate Gangland on the History Channel.
        \_ You know, it is funny, my wife is starting to complain about how
           often we have sex and we have only been married for 5 years. Maybe
           you guys are right about the whole "most women don't like sex that
           much."
           \_ Is "Gangland" the land of gangbangs?

12/25   Why do basic commands like 'date' sometimes hang my shell since soda's
        latest problem (beginning late last week)? Vi, mail, almost
        anything has potential to freeze my session. I am lucky to be able
        to write this.

12/25   Are NHTSA crash tests reliable?  A crappy car like the 1991 Ford Escort
        without any airbags got 5-star ratings for both driver's side and
        passenger's side!!  (http://www.safercar.gov/Cars/1151.html  Could
        that be true!!??  (In contrast, the 2000 Honda Accord with two airbags
        got only 4 stars each.)
        \_ Let's just say that throughout the history of government
           run programs, government agencies are most effective during
           the first decade of their creation.