11/6    What's the easiest way these days to get a simple website set up?
        I want to build a simple page, with just static text and graphics,
        without needing to learn HTML or any sort of markup language; a
        drag-n-drop interface would be nice. Basically a Geocities with a
        modern editing backend. Any suggestions?
        \_ Word has an option to save to HTML.  That should work, or you can
           use one of the 150 WYSIWYG editors out there (Dreamweaver).

11/6    Sexually Frustrated motd guy, maybe you can send your wife this article
        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=491929&in_page_id=1879
        \_ which one?  #1 (me) is not married. not sure about #2, #3, #4.
           i think there's 1 guy in there obsessed with tivoing the History
           Channel.
           \_ Are you the guy living with his girlfriend, sleeping in the same
              bed, not getting any, but still not leaving?  How is that
              different than marriage?
              \_ I dont know what your idea of marriage is. - Getting Plenty
        \_ Yeah, I had this discussion with my wife when we first started
           dating. I can't believe you marry someone without discussing
           things like how to deal with money, holidays and sex first.
           \_ Of those 3, sex is the most likely to change over time.

11/6    motd not getting laid getting forwarded giant penis spam by
        hot 22 year old guy here.  today emailed her "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND",
        her response is "I get off work at 6 today".  What do i do?
        \_ What? You replied to a Calias spammer?
        \_ This has already been dealt with.  "Have some balls, don't
           be a dick."

11/6    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/technology/AP-Yahoo-China.html
        Yahoo! CEO Jerry Yang angrily urged to apologize to jailed Chinese
        citizen's parents, sitting behind him.  (Yahoo! Hong Kong had turned
        over IP address of forum poster who described govt order warning media
        not to write about upcoming Tiananmen Square anniversary)

11/6    I hate you when you're pregnant
        \_ Congratulations Daddy!

11/6    http://www.bearchive.com/~BAGallery/images/index_19.jpg
        Dollar index, wtf happened at 9pm Eastern?
        \_ Market opening in Dubai.

11/6    All right I'm in the living room of hot 22 year old!  and
        checking my email!  Give me advice please.
        \_ we can't proceeed unless you post a link to a picture of her
        \_ Simple, bang her hard until she screams mercy, then bang
           her even harder until she passes out. When she wakes up,
           she will be yours and you can bang her any time you wanted.
        \_ if you're in the living room of 'hot 22 year old' and you're
           checking your mail, you've already lost.  better luck next time.
           \_ that's why i asked for pics... pics or she's not hot.
              \_ he's checking his email. dooooooomed!  doesn't matter what
                 she looks like.

11/6    GOOG's P/E ratio is approaching 60. Hmmmmm...
        \_ Short Google At 100^w200^w300^w400^w500^w635 Guy returns!
           \_ Your replacement syntax doesn't actually work.
              \_ neither does shorting GOOG
                 \_ because shorting anything is risky and stupid.  you might
                    as well invest in pork bellies.
                    \_ Yes, no one ever made any money in commodities
                       because they are a poor investment.
                       \_ No one on the motd cheering on google has.
                          Professionals who deal in commodities on a daily
                          basis do.  Plenty of them get their clocks cleaned,
                          too.  They're a very risky investment unsuitable for
                          the average at-home investor.  Just like shorting
                          stocks.
                          \_ I dunno, I made a ton of money buying puts on
                             homebuilders in the Summer of '05. I might not
                             be "average" though.