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2007/10/22 [Recreation/Pets] UID:48406 Activity:nil
 do the dog baby, cant ya do the dog. Cant ya?
 (Dog.)

 OOOOOOOH

 Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog
 For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
 These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs
 Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
 Dogs of the world unite
 Dancin' dogs
 Yeah
 Countin dogs, funky dogs
 Nasty dogs (Dog)

 A-to-mic dowaowog
 A-to-mic dowaowog

 Life on all fours
 when you're out there walking the streets
 May compete
 Nothin but the dog in ya

 Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
 Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
 Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
 Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay

 Life on all fours
 when you're out there walking the streets
 May compete
 Nothin but the dog in ya

 (oooohoooo.)
 Why must I feel like that
 Oh, why must I chase the cat

 Life on all fours
 when you're out there walking the streets
 May compete
 Nothin but the dog in ya

 Ruff
 Ruff
 Ruff

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
 Do the dogcatcher
 Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
 Do the dogcatcher

 Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher
 Ooh

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
 Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
 Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

 Just walkin the dog
 Oh, atomic dog

 Futuristic bow-wow

 Ruff

 Leader of the pack
 Wild dog

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Just the dog in me
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 Just the dog in me
 Nothin but the dog in me

 Why must I feel like that
 Why must I chase the cat
 The dog in me (Dog in me)
 The dog is in me (Dog in me)

 Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
 Do the dogcatcher
 Do you wanna do the dogcatcher
 Well, baby, why don¡¯t you do it again for me

 Dogcatcher, dogcatcher
 Do the dogcatcher

 House-trained dogs
 Wild dogs
 Say it again

 Why must I feel like that
 Why
2007/10/22-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48407 Activity:nil 75%like:48405
10/21   In the "is it The Onion or is it Real" category:
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7055625.stm
        \_ What a lying headline. The monkeys didn't kill him, him
           falling off the terrace killed him.
           \- You may wish to discuss that with Donald Davidson if
              you end up whereever he did.
2007/10/22-25 [Health/Women, Science/GlobalWarming] UID:48408 Activity:moderate
10/22   So what's the carbon footprint of the fires?
        \_ Trees -> fire -> carbon footprint. Therefore, we should
           wage a pre-emptive war on trees.
           \_ I heard California has a fire problem precisely because of a
              long standing braindead policy of no preemptive fires. -- ilyas
              \_ Your FUCKING brillian ilyas, can I have your baby?
                 \_ You can have my baby in exchange for your technology
                    used to impregnate idiot male motd trolls. -- ilyas
                 \_ Hey Smokey, he's right.
              \_ I hadn't thought about that, but good point. -op
              \_ I thought people stopped doing that in 1995.
              \_ which shows that preemptive wars are sometimes the solution
                 \_ Please report to the preemptive herd-cull center
                    immediately.
              \_ peaceniks do not allow firemen to cull dead or dying trees
        \_ If you believe the 'zero carbon footprint' argument of the biofuel
           proponents, then burning forests are net zero too, as they're not
           putting carbon into the environment that wasn't there in the first
           place.  Trees will grow to replace them, taking that carbon right
           back out.  It is carbon dug out of the ground (coal, oil, gas)
           that is the cause of the 'greenhouse gas problem'.
2007/10/22-25 [Industry/Startup] UID:48409 Activity:low
10/22   Why the fuck isn't Google going down today? I'm getting a bit
        of anxious.                     -short at 645 guy
        \_ Buy a call.
        \_ Are you shorting Apple too?
        \_ You should get a bit of English.
        \_ Are you the "company X" guy below?  If so, you're a perfect
           example of why geeks who think they know something should not
           short stocks.  -tom
           \_ ^short^touch
        \_ Shorting: potential loss is infinity, potential gain is 100%.
           Buying: potential gain is infinity, potential loss is 100%.
           Shorting is stupid and amazingly risky.  And no, I don't believe
           you shorted google, but it's cute to think you might start another
           20+ page troll.  That isn't due for another 9 days.
           \_ Potential loss is not infinity if you have any damn clue.
              Covered calls.
              When I say "short" I mean options and not an actual short sale.
              \_ When people mean options, they say options.  We can't read
                 your mind so be clearer next time.
2007/10/22-25 [Science/Space] UID:48410 Activity:moderate
10/22   http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/10/22/nasa.air.safety.ap/index.html
        NASA keeps air safety data private to avoid public panic.
        \_ If we give people real things to worry about, they might stop
           caring about the War on Terrah.
        \_ NASA?  Shouldn't FAA be doing this?
           \_ NASA = Nat'l _Aeronautics_ and Space Administration.
              Part of their mission is research into civil aviation,
              and part of that is data colletion on air safety.
              \_ But I'd think studing near collisions caused by human factors
                 like pilots being drunk or staring at stewardess' chests
                 shouldn't be a burden for NASA, which I think should focus on
                 science and technology side of things.
                 \_ Bush has cut funding for science and technology at NASA.
                    Those are bad words. Instead, money is going to use
                    proven technology to develop a Shuttle replacement to
                    send us to LEO and the Moon.
                 \_ So we should fund an entirely different Federal project
                    just to study the human factos.  Great.  Where's the
                    gravy train line start?
                    \_ No, we should put the burden on FAA.
                       \_ The FAA pushes paper, they don't do science.
2007/10/22-24 [Uncategorized] UID:48411 Activity:nil
10/22   motd not getting laid guy #4 here.  No one answered my
        what does "I'm seeing some guy in Portland" means.  I really
        need to know ASAP.  ok tnx.
        \_ It means you lose.
2007/10/22-24 [Reference/RealEstate] UID:48412 Activity:high
10/22   Beauty Queen vs. The Landlord. That blondie is HOT HOT HOT.
        What kind of accent does she have? AL? TX? TN?
        http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Fruitchill
        \_ Hey ausman do you think she's hot?
           \_ Not my type, but I can how someone might find her attractive. -a
           \_ Not my type, but I can seehow some would find her attractive.
           \_ Not my type, but I can see how some would find her attractive.
        \_ Hey dans do you think she's hot?
        \_ That blondie is hot?
           \_ Nice body, nice hair, nice face... hick accent but otherwise
              very wholesome. What is not hot about her?
2007/10/22-25 [Computer/HW/Drives, Consumer/TV] UID:48413 Activity:nil
10/22   Can standard-def MiniDV camcorders record in 16:9 mode and
        produce something that I can burn to the DVD as anamorphic
        16:9 DVD image? (I am not interested in letterboxed 16:9 mode
        that does not uses the full 480 resolution)
2007/10/22-24 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:48414 Activity:nil
10/22   The Surge is working!
        http://www.csua.org/u/jsc
        \_ This article has been ignored by jewish controlled liberal
           media outlets                                -jblack #2 fan
2007/10/22-25 [Computer/SW/Languages/Perl] UID:48415 Activity:nil
10/22   I want a perl regex that reduces 2 or more consecutive newlines to
        2 newlines.  perl -pe 's/\n\n(\n*)/\n\n/gms' doesn't work, and I
        don't understand why.  Any ideas?
        \_ You're reading your input one line at a time.  Try this:
           perl -0pe 's/\n\n+/\n\n/g'  --mconst
        \_ Are they just \n's or are they \n\r's?
2007/10/22-24 [Computer/SW/RevisionControl] UID:48416 Activity:moderate
10/22   # There's a problem with this function, someone please fix it?
        def dans:
          while True: spew_troll_on_motd()
        \_ Hey man, I've got to do something while I wait for svn. -dans
           \_ how about posting jokes and videos instead of rants
              against tom holub?
           \_ Wait for svn to do WHAT? I use svn and it is as instantaneous
              as cvs. In fact, isn't svn based on cvs?
              \_ svn can get slow if you've got a big project.  However, it is
                 *not* based on cvs.  It is designed from the ground up to be a
                 better replacement for cvs. -emarkp
              \_ svn used by many developers for a large project on a heavily
                 loaded server can be painfully slow. -dans
                 \_ just curious: what are you working on?
        \_ please correct me if i'm wrong, but i think the big problem with
           'slow svn' is you imported some gigantic cvs suppository, and
           svn is having a hard time dealing with the cvs history.
           \_ yermom handles gigantic imports just fine
           \_ No, the svn repository I work with was always an svn repository.
              One issue is that we're upgrading to a new version with an
              incompatible database format so we need to replay years of
              history to get it into the new version. -dans
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