Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:October:14 Sunday <Saturday, Monday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2007/10/14-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:48309 Activity:kinda low
10/13   I'm not getting laid. How about you guys? Married guys and guys
        with gf's need not respond.               -not getting laid #3
        \_ I'm married and I'm not getting laid either.
           \_ Why not? Curious minds would like to know. How many years
              have you been married? Kids?
        \_ Doing just fine. -!tom
        \_ So, if you don't have a gf and don't have a wife, how exactly
           are you supposed to get laid?  Whores and one-night-stands?
           Fuck-buddies?  Sheep?  Realdolls?
           \_ Ever heard of escorts?    -op
                \_ I explicitly called out "whores".
        \_ Dating often leads to sex, surprisingly enough.
        \_ There is hope for you after all:
           \_ Sweet, I love psuedo-hysterical right-wing propaganda
              masquerading as a "whimsical science news article."
              \_ There was nothing political in this article.  You've fallen
                 off the edge.
        \_ Ask a girl out.  Did she laugh and turn away disgusted?  Have you
           showered, washed your hair and brushed your teeth in the last month?
2007/10/14-17 [Transportation/Car] UID:48310 Activity:nil
        Skating on Nissan Qashqai Commercial. Pretty interesting.
        \_ I like to imagine car commercials with their subject replaced
           by a Yugo. Usually it still works as the ad has nothing
           specific to the subject. Cars driving across water, cars sliding
           slow motion through mud, someone driving it around corners
           with a grin on their face, driving it at night in a city
           with techno music playing, skating on it, successful-looking
           businessman driving it... all works with a Yugo.
           \_ A Yugo would fall apart halfway through most of those shots.
              \_ But imagine the guy taking the tight corner in a Yugo with
                 a grin on his face as it falls apart around him and he's left
                 in the grass with just a seat belt and steering wheel, like
                 bad slap stick.
2007/10/14-17 [Uncategorized] UID:48311 Activity:nil
10/13   Mitt Romney has an MBA. He'll get us out of recession.
        \_ Just like W. has an MBA.
2007/10/14-17 [Transportation/Car/RoadHogs] UID:48312 Activity:nil
10/13   Bahahahaha like I said before... suburbia, freeways, and driving
        suck! Fuck you all suburbia loving SUV driving dickheads. You
        deserve it!
        \_ Must... Troll.. Harder...
           \_ Yeah, seriously.  This was a commercial truck tunnel and had
              nothing to do with suburbia or SUV's.
                \_ It does show up how dangerous hydrogen powered cars are!
Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:October:14 Sunday <Saturday, Monday>